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cleaning products make smells go away ! xD

  • 03.18.2008 2:01 AM PDT
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eagles may be able to fly, but weasels, however, do NOT get sucked into JET ENGINES

  • 03.18.2008 5:57 AM PDT
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Omg hai ^___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ videogames <3 and my fav is kingdomharts 2!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then sasuke held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

Am I too late?

  • 03.18.2008 6:10 AM PDT
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Why is Captain Kirk climbing the mountain?

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

  • 03.18.2008 6:16 AM PDT

"I just looked at a 7-day forecast. Furnace. Ugly. Cooking. Killer. Yowtch! Overcooked. Unbearable. I've never had it spell out "-blam!- you" on me before." -Facetious Sage

The intelligence of my questions shall be directly proportional to the intelligence of your thread, and you will like it! -Jesusismyhomey

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Omg hai ^___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ videogames <3 and my fav is kingdomharts 2!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then sasuke held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

Am I too late?


Sasuke is an avatar of Nyarlathotep, Naruto is an avatar of Dagon, and Sakura is a avatar of Shub-Niggurath. Read your Lovecraft, -blam!-!!!!!!

  • 03.18.2008 7:44 AM PDT
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zkittles can b red!

  • 03.18.2008 10:12 AM PDT

Frank Turner:
But I was raised in Middle-England, not in Nashville Tennesse; and the only person in my car is me.

British people come from Britain.

  • 03.18.2008 10:15 AM PDT
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do you know every 10 sec a baby is born and every 30sec a person dies

  • 03.18.2008 1:06 PM PDT
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many losers are born in eastern Cuba

  • 03.18.2008 1:49 PM PDT
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nice factin!!!

  • 03.18.2008 2:42 PM PDT

Look for the back

10 percent of all rams are g@y.

Im dead serious.

  • 03.18.2008 3:07 PM PDT
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It is technically illegal for women to walk around, in Liverpool topless, unless they work in a tropical fish shop.

  • 03.18.2008 5:02 PM PDT
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!!!

  • 03.18.2008 5:12 PM PDT

true fact..butterflies taste through their feet!

  • 03.19.2008 11:00 AM PDT

"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY" - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher


"TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT, THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO"

"I LIKE CHICKEN"



  • 03.19.2008 11:17 AM PDT
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"If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out."

Apparently, I should be dead by now...

  • 03.19.2008 11:48 AM PDT

"I just looked at a 7-day forecast. Furnace. Ugly. Cooking. Killer. Yowtch! Overcooked. Unbearable. I've never had it spell out "-blam!- you" on me before." -Facetious Sage

The intelligence of my questions shall be directly proportional to the intelligence of your thread, and you will like it! -Jesusismyhomey

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"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY" - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher


Wow, someone thinks soldiers are idiots.

  • 03.19.2008 11:55 AM PDT

Welcome to the Thunder Dome Ladies, Rremember to turn out the Lights when you leave.

in california it is illegal to wear mask except on halloween

  • 03.19.2008 12:12 PM PDT
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squids have their testicles in their heads

  • 03.19.2008 12:21 PM PDT
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nice facting guys.

  • 03.19.2008 1:16 PM PDT
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Ninjas were once assassins rather than warriors. Many people get the wrong idea.

  • 03.19.2008 1:23 PM PDT

Raaaaaawwwwrrrr!!!

The average Human craps about 1million pounds of crap in his/her lifetime. Think about that the next time you drink tap water!

Also, for every akward silence that lasts more than 5 sec., 10 -blam!- babies are born. I am dead serious.

[Edited on 03.19.2008 1:36 PM PDT]

  • 03.19.2008 1:30 PM PDT

Fact

Snow white and the seven dawrfs was deadicated to crack just think about it all the dawrfs are named after a stage of crack, doppy, sneezy, grump, sleepy and snow white is crack and the mine crystals just think.

  • 03.19.2008 3:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Audon Tomn
I don't believe you. My disbelief is like a fortress. An iron fortress of disbelief run by superman, and he doesn't believe you either.

Fact

These are real laws:

Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
California
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.]
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having -blam!- relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Louisiana
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Indiana
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Michigan
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Wisconsin
You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

[Edited on 03.19.2008 3:23 PM PDT]

  • 03.19.2008 3:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Audon Tomn
I don't believe you. My disbelief is like a fortress. An iron fortress of disbelief run by superman, and he doesn't believe you either.

Snakes dont have armpits.

  • 03.19.2008 3:28 PM PDT