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Posted by: Jehuty RX9
chuck norris once killed two stones with one bird
chuck norris CAN believe its not butter
chick norris CAN touch MC Hammer
if chuck norris is ever late well then time better slow the F down
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
when chuck norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chuck norris
everynight before he goes to sleep the boogy man checks his closet for chuck norris
chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs
The only reason that we can't breath in space is because Chuck Norris already did.