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U jelly?
Someone is trying to stop this thread.
*eats a sammich*
I am a boy.
Dutch in ODST knows Religion(sp) and philosophy(sp)[Edited on 09.28.2009 4:17 PM PDT]
a baby is born every 8 secondsand a person dies every 10 seconds
the world is supposed to die in 2012
im a wenie
Posted by: PersonsenI wanted a gumball so I said "Yo devil you got change for a soul?"Satan appeared and said "Yeah, yeah mosuckra! I got yo change right here just sign this contract and I'll give you your quarters!" So I signed it, lost my soul, and got 4 quarters. I have never regretted this decision.I make coups, they are fun to make. Want me to make you one? Just ask I'll see what I can do.
The sun get hotter every 1 billion years.
Video games don't make serial killers. They make them more creative.
Edgar Cayce was right!
The reason a bumble bee dies when it stings you is because the stinger of the bumble is connected to its cexual and vital organs. So when it pulls away after stinging you, all of it's organs are pulled out, causing it to die.[Edited on 09.30.2009 2:57 AM PDT]
Snails have four noses.
Gt: Kashaki Q
Posted by: RavenhoImFire trucks are red. They're green in my city
The gorilla has the smallest ding-dong of any other mammal on Earth.MOUTAIN DEW ;)
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George Busch and Hugh Hefner are related.They're cousins.xDOh, And I'm pretty sure George Busch was a cheerleader in his childhood.
The tip of a shoelace is called an aglet.Even more: Aglet appears as a misspelled word in spell check.[Edited on 09.30.2009 2:56 PM PDT]
COUR-AGE[kur-ij] (noun.) - not to be counfused with stupidity
a male kangaroo has two weiners.[Edited on 09.30.2009 3:29 PM PDT]
I led the Motherland to a victory over -blam!- Germany.
NEW PROFILElinky
FACT!We don't go to Ravenholm...
Join Eros, its pretty.
Some facts:15 min. on the phone can save you 15% on your car insuranceIts so easy a cave man can do it.A little stack of money is watching you. Thats the money you could be saving on Geico.And last but not least: Nationwide is on ur side
AirGeckoI'm actually a Panda plotting the downfall of the human race and rising the Panda out of the ashes.
I hump small children for sport. I humped your finger and it's now pregnat.
they say every 1 in five people never make it to the ground when skydiving :)
You can never be in the future, as when you reach what is considered the future it becomes the present.Therefore, it is never tomorrow, because when tomorrow arrives it becomes today.
95% of Call of duty fanboys have only played call of duty 4, which is the worst one in the series.95% of batman fans only saw the Dark KnightPeople who complain about little kids on XBL are completely oblivious of the mute button 99% of the time.