I eat Harlows for breakfast!
These are more like fails, but whatever...
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
INSTRUCTIONS: OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
On the label of a British children's cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
On the label of a British bread pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
On the label of the Nytol sleeping aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
On a packet of British peanuts:
WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS.
On a Sears hair dryer:
CAUTION: DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
On a Swanson frozen dinner: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
On the bottom of the box of a British tiramisu dessert:
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Dinner Special- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Coors translated its slogan "Turn it loose" into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."