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So I went to GameStop the other day to buy Splinter Cell: Conviction. Unfortunately, the clerk informed me that they had just sold the last copy, but offered me any game of my choice for half off.
I looked at the game shelves for a few minutes, and picked out MW2. I took it to the clerk, he gave me half off. I thanked him, and left. On my way home I opened the case, and saw that instead of MW2 in the case there was a whole salmon. Outraged, I raced back to gamestop and demanded an answer.
He said that happens once in a while, damn kids and their practical jokes. I said hahaha that's cool man, do you have another in stock? He said yeah, just follow me to the back.
I opened up the next case of MW2 and noticed it was freash salmon. I then proceeded to open up the rest of the cases, all salmon. It was then that i realized that the clerk was actually a bear, and I had wandered into BearStop by mistake. He then offered me some salmon. I said sure why not, i'm hunry after all this running around. So I ate the salmon
AND THEN I WAS A BEAR
THE END
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TL;DR: MW2 = Salmon