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Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

This is the first thread I ever posted in.

  • 11.24.2010 11:17 AM PDT

I am Myles Standish's Descendant.

  • 11.24.2010 11:22 AM PDT

An american penny costs two cents to make

Between colored contests or games, a red team will have a slightly greater chance at winning.

Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

  • 11.24.2010 1:09 PM PDT

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It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.


The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

  • 11.24.2010 1:18 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

The Naazis swastickae means "peace on all the earth"

  • 11.24.2010 2:33 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

I hope you missclicked

triskaidecaphobia is the fear of the number thirteen and a "dork" is a whales tounge.

  • 11.24.2010 2:38 PM PDT

Escalators don't break, they just become stairs.

Escalators don't break, they just become stairs.LOL

  • 11.24.2010 3:02 PM PDT
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It is what it is

The answer to life is 42
:O!!!

  • 11.24.2010 6:03 PM PDT

1%-2% of doctors smoke.

  • 11.24.2010 7:09 PM PDT

If you concentrate a large amount of magnetism to the back right area of someone's head, it will knock out the moral center of that persons brain, meaning they can't distinguish between right and wrong, essentially making them a sociopath.


Or a politician. Your choice.

  • 11.24.2010 7:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: haloman2298
1%-2% of doctors smoke.

fact: I never knew that until now

  • 11.24.2010 7:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: stealth w3apon
The Naazis swastickae means "peace on all the earth"

How is that possible?-blam!-s were the most vicious enemies of america(my opinion).How can the swasticka mean peace?

  • 11.24.2010 7:24 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

  • 11.24.2010 7:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: JetSpartan022
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

You got that off of phineas and ferb didnt you?

  • 11.24.2010 7:29 PM PDT

Varsity rower


Posted by: speedyws1
Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Well then DukeNukem4EVER must be Chuck Norris

[Edited on 11.24.2010 7:31 PM PST]

  • 11.24.2010 7:31 PM PDT

If a police police officer or any officer of the federal bureau of investigation, etc. enters your home and finds Nuclear Weaponry, A group of terrorists, or Plans for striker missles, etc. He may not do anything unless he has a warrant. Also, If someone robs your house, you can only shoot them in the front of their body, because If you see shoot the back of them, that means they weren't coming to you. If someone robs you, make sure that if you shoot them its in the chest or the face. Also, anyone who enters your house without permission you have the right to shoot them, but again, only in the front of their body.

[Edited on 11.24.2010 7:37 PM PST]

  • 11.24.2010 7:36 PM PDT

http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4f4edc568b76c793010249
help a member out, I would like some free swag!
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Posted by: STUPID RUSSIAN73

Posted by: stealth w3apon
The Naazis swastickae means "peace on all the earth"

How is that possible?-blam!-s were the most vicious enemies of america(my opinion).How can the swasticka mean peace?

relevant to post

Oh and in New York, if you shoot someone who broke into your home who is later found unarmed, it counts as second-degree murder. First degree if a witness sees you speaking to them, as a split-second decision is still pre-meditated. It is only self-defence if the person has:
1: a gun with the hammer pulled back
2: A DRAWN blade


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  • 11.24.2010 8:19 PM PDT

stay (SIC)
Getting XBL soon. Disregard my tag :p
FORUM RULES
Dont f**k with Aria.

Fact: My first post EVER on Bungie.net is found at the top of the page on page 187 of this thread.



Posted by: TRITESANDWICH
This is the first thread I ever posted in.



LEGENDARY MEMBER LOL

[Edited on 11.25.2010 2:16 PM PST]

  • 11.25.2010 2:15 PM PDT

Silent But Deadly


Honor the code

back in the day, british people thought that brushing your teeth was overrated.

in the civil war era and revolutionary war era and since people came to america, people belived that to much water was bad for you.

Dude is actualy hair on a elephants ass.

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily

315 of websters dictionary entries will be spelled wrong

5% of canadians don't know the first 5 words of the canadian anthem, but know the first 9 words of the american anthem

a cat has 32 muscles in each ear

a cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off

a dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours

a giraffe can clean its ear with it's 21- inch tongue

a goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds

a man named charles osborne had the hiccups for 6 years. wow

a monkey was once tried and covicted for smoking in south bend, indiana

a pig's orgasm lasts for thirty minuets. hmm

a tooth pick is the most chocked on thing in america

a law made in 1845 in britain, attempted suicide was a capital crime. the person would be hanged for trying

an ostrichs eye is bigger than its brain

  • 11.25.2010 3:55 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.


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Fact: My first post EVER on Bungie.net is found at the top of the page on page 187 of this thread.



Posted by: TRITESANDWICH
This is the first thread I ever posted in.



LEGENDARY MEMBER LOL
Okay?

  • 11.26.2010 6:42 AM PDT

When you sneeze, your snot travels at 35-40 miles per hour, not 100 miles per hour.
(Found this out watching Mythbusters.)

[Edited on 11.26.2010 12:30 PM PST]

  • 11.26.2010 12:30 PM PDT

bugs are edible
pourcupines kill snakes for fun
ostriches do not put thier heads in the ground
Barack Obama is a lefty

  • 11.26.2010 12:33 PM PDT

Bald Eagles can't move their eyes without moving their head.

Flamingos are pink because of their diet.

The Steller's Sea Eagles weight averages at about 20 pounds

There are about 830 species of birds in the USA

There are more than 900 species of birds in Costa Rica alone.

  • 11.26.2010 12:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: STUPID RUSSIAN73

Posted by: JetSpartan022
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

You got that off of phineas and ferb didnt you?
I don't watch that -blam!- cartoon. That, is a fact.

  • 11.26.2010 1:10 PM PDT
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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

The big bang was the biggest "Wtf booom"
in the history of the universe!

  • 11.26.2010 1:13 PM PDT