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*looks up*
awwwww i wanterededed a free toastereddd ovenss! *sob*

  • 03.25.2008 3:29 PM PDT

You can be arrested and detained for an indefinite amount of time for no reason, with no evidence, and without any court order by the government under the USA PATRIOT Act.

The government is watching you through your Internet connection

[Edited on 03.25.2008 3:35 PM PDT]

  • 03.25.2008 3:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Eyes of Bastet
On average, it takes snails up to two weeks to finish the mating ceremony. (don't you wish you could last that long?)
and they can also sleep for two years at a time.


lol when i went to california the condo i stayed at had tons of snails and i would pull a ton of them apart....i wonder what the were doing lol!

  • 03.25.2008 8:45 PM PDT
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A guy in Conn. was pulled over for reckless driving and got out of it because " He was dipping his double stuffed oreo in his milk and LOST his oreo in the milk and tried to PHISH it out when he lost control of his car," the judge let him off on account of the police officer stating he was driving uner the influence of alchohol not milk and cookies.

ROFL COPTER
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i win....................

  • 03.25.2008 8:59 PM PDT
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  • 03.26.2008 12:13 AM PDT
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mouse pads taste like sponge cake!, but only when i say so!

  • 03.26.2008 1:26 AM PDT
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dan R91 should win

  • 03.26.2008 9:10 AM PDT

Life's tough, its tougher if you're stupid.

The only way to neutralize the acidic of blood of Aliens is with petroleum jelly and the liquid in glow sticks.

  • 03.26.2008 9:21 AM PDT

I shall cut into 343 Industries Headquarters, retrieve the Halo Bible and burn any 343 Industries employee that stands in my way.

Grand Hierarch of the Covenant Elite Community!

You've got 3 kinds of people:

1. People who can count.
2. People who can't count.

  • 03.26.2008 11:18 AM PDT
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around 100 people a year die from swallowing pen lids they are chewing in schools, offices etc.

  • 03.26.2008 2:21 PM PDT
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dogs hate it when u blow in their faces buy they love to stick their head out fo da window?

  • 03.27.2008 2:35 AM PDT
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HOT WATER TURNS INTO ICE FASTER THEN COLD WATER!!!

  • 03.27.2008 11:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Master Lucky NL
You've got 3 kinds of people:

1. People who can count.
2. People who can't count.


lol. I couldn't agree more.

  • 03.27.2008 1:16 PM PDT

-mattrj93

Posted by: pawnanism
When horses and donkeys mate they have a baby mule but the mule can't have babies.....so sad.


Did you know that happens with all crossbreeds?

  • 03.27.2008 1:40 PM PDT
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My oldest bungie.net profile.
My gamertags:
White wolf1176 (offline profile. I have dial up)
SPKxLonewolf (online profile)
Captain Fluffy (Cpt F1uffe. My mess around account)

Don't eat yellow snow!

  • 03.27.2008 2:18 PM PDT

HLK

Did you know that in the U.S. approximately 300 people die each year from vending machines falling on them?

  • 03.27.2008 2:53 PM PDT
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Moms cant get enough free time

  • 03.27.2008 8:10 PM PDT
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Kids say they want certain things, but get over them in days.

  • 03.27.2008 8:12 PM PDT
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That the heroic map packs are free...when we should have waited before wasting 10$ :(

  • 03.27.2008 8:19 PM PDT

Mufinz r smater den hamans

  • 03.27.2008 8:21 PM PDT

brown soogar

  • 03.28.2008 2:13 AM PDT

I have leaked images of your mother, Trebek!

~B.B.
I play League of Legends, you should too! | Win | Boycott DHL! |
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Elephants cant jump

  • 03.28.2008 3:17 AM PDT
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Did you know that 70% of the earth is water and only 1% is drinkable : )

  • 03.28.2008 3:56 AM PDT

i are in havin signatuer

i cant haz hamburger :[]

  • 03.28.2008 4:24 AM PDT