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Posted by: Oxygenation1
Chuck Norris doesn't t-bag, he potato-sacks.
The boulder in Indiana Jones was actually Chuck Norris' left testicle.
Every night Chuck Norris goes to sleep the voice from Mortal Kombat says "Flawless victory".
When Chuck Norris makes a typo, it's addded to the dictionary as a new word.
Chuck Norris can hear silence.
Chuck Norris can piss off a Happy Meal.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once walked into a candy store. He walked up to the counter and said "cherry pop". The girl working the counter immediately lost her virginity.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with hot butter.
Chuck Norris once made a girl choke on his junk ---> He was entering her from the rear.
The universe isn't expanding, it's simply running from Chuck Norris.
The Boogey Monster checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris needs to carry a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris wrote the best chuck norris fact ever but didn't submit it. Chuck Norris never submits.
When Chuck Norris dies, his tombstone will read "brb".
Only god can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer and AIDS. too bad he never cries.
my granma can kick the crap out of chuck norries