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WHO ARE WE?!

"Keeping the spam down" isn't in the floods dictionary.

OT: Nobody hates, they just get angry, mad, or frustrated and say that they hate somebody. People do love though.

  • 05.30.2011 3:16 PM PDT

Life is like a clogged toilet. It's full of crap until you do something about it.

I don't speak Karate!

To everyone who says it is impossible for people to lick their elbow...

I have a genetic condition called Ehlers-Danlos 3. I can bend my arm the wrong way somewhat, and lick my elbow the way nobody would think of trying, by sticking my head in my armpit.

  • 05.30.2011 4:17 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

Almost all the facts you need to know, compliments of Portal 2

  • 05.30.2011 4:21 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!
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1.farts smell.
2.cheese will melt good on chipz.
3.clouds contin water.
4.cars run on gas.
5.the creater of mothers day tred to end the celebration.
6.the p90 smg is used to protect obama.
7.a kid will averagely breath 20 times in one minute.
8.the komoo dragon is coated in poison.
9. computers read the binary system.
10.yiddish is the language or dialect of west germany.
11.bungie rules the world.
12.my dog can poop 13 times in 3 minutes.
13.youtube was created by 4 former paypal employees.
14.the pink buckets you get at the hospital oare meat to be puked in.
15.hitler was mrrid for about 40 minutes.
16.cats meow.
17.dog food tastes like burnt rye bread crust.
18.mycomputer is messing up words because of the keyoard condition.
19.you can kill noble team permanetly in a level with cliffs and on co-op.
20.its peanut butter jelly time!
21.it is possble to puke upside down.
22.farts are explosive because they contain methane.
23.chuck norris got an a++ on his SAT tests simply by writing chuck norris for every answer.
24.school food is the same food served at prison.
25.the fattest person in he worl is about 968 pounds.
26.abies are nauseated b the smell of clean T-shirt or laundry detergent.
27.rarely with bubbles you can burp bubbles.
28.dermanekcrapfn is a austrian powdered donut.
29.pure puke (with out food chunks)can melt solid steel.
30.i'm fnished with ths list. :)

  • 05.31.2011 1:52 AM PDT
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1.farts smell.
2.cheese will melt good on chipz.
3.clouds contin water.
4.cars run on gas.
5.the creater of mothers day tred to end the celebration.
6.the p90 smg is used to protect obama.
7.a kid will averagely breath 20 times in one minute.
8.the komoo dragon is coated in poison.
9. computers read the binary system.
10.yiddish is the language or dialect of west germany.
11.bungie rules the world.
12.my dog can poop 13 times in 3 minutes.
13.youtube was created by 4 former paypal employees.
14.the pink buckets you get at the hospital oare meat to be puked in.
15.hitler was mrrid for about 40 minutes.
16.cats meow.
17.dog food tastes like burnt rye bread crust.
18.mycomputer is messing up words because of the keyoard condition.
19.you can kill noble team permanetly in a level with cliffs and on co-op.
20.its peanut butter jelly time!
21.it is possble to puke upside down.
22.farts are explosive because they contain methane.
23.chuck norris got an a++ on his SAT tests simply by writing chuck norris for every answer.
24.school food is the same food served at prison.
25.the fattest person in he worl is about 968 pounds.
26.abies are nauseated b the smell of clean T-shirt or laundry detergent.
27.rarely with bubbles you can burp bubbles.
28.dermanekcrapfn is a austrian powdered donut.
29.pure puke (with out food chunks)can melt solid steel.
30.i'm fnished with ths list. :)

  • 05.31.2011 1:55 AM PDT

A simple life.

i get

all

the

ladiez

  • 05.31.2011 1:56 AM PDT
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1.nickers are pants.
2. there is a magic trick where a magician catches a bullet between their teeth.(many have died.)
3.puberty hits hard at 12.
4.when a toilet is first installed you can drink out of it.(it tastes GOOD!)
5.in the movie diary of a wimpy kid there were no black people.(Chirag gupta was tanish not black.)
6.a kid in india has a tail.
7.it IS possible to get both of your feet stuck behind your head.(It BURNS!)
8.obama was almost assasinated once by a sniper.
9.dr pepper contains prune juice.
10.the ozone burns away less from cars but to the burps of sheep and cows.

  • 05.31.2011 2:04 AM PDT
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mints taste MINTY!

  • 05.31.2011 2:07 AM PDT
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chocolate is brown.

  • 05.31.2011 2:08 AM PDT
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your counter top has 200 more germs then the seat of your toilet. because of all the hands that touch it.

  • 05.31.2011 2:09 AM PDT
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cats are native to egypt

  • 05.31.2011 2:10 AM PDT

1000% of percentage stats are exagerated

  • 05.31.2011 8:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: TalkiestWinner
Posted by: a rabid snail
Posted by: TalkiestWinner
Posted by: a rabid snail
Hambugers have poop in them.

That better be a lie.



It's not a lie. Why do you think people can get so sick eating them?

OMG, I'm gonna go burn my mouth.

Because sometimes they are undercooked?

  • 05.31.2011 8:46 AM PDT

CHEESE.com is the world's comprehensive cheese information site.

  • 05.31.2011 8:51 AM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

Chuck Norris......Is awesome...

Chuck Norris is awesome!!!!!!

  • 05.31.2011 8:52 AM PDT


Posted by: Sgt Stacker12
Chuck Norris is awesome!!!!!!


I AM CHUCK -blam!- NORRIS!
I have spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, -blam!-!
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick!
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
I attack sharks, when I smell them bleed!
I don't swim, water just wants to be around me!
My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster!
You may have freed the slaves, Abe, but Chuck is EVERYONE'S MASTER!


Best own EVAR!
+1 if you know where that is from.

  • 05.31.2011 9:01 AM PDT

Judas sealed Jesus's fate for 30 pieces of silver and a kiss.

  • 05.31.2011 9:02 AM PDT
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1.most kids pee when they laugh.
2.there was a football player named dick butkiss
3.crayons taste like candles.
4. m stands for momma's boy.
5.the official alphabet of weaponry goes like this:
A:atomic bomb
B:bazzoka.
C:cannon
D:dagger
E:electronic turret.
F:flamethrower.
G:gattling gun
H:H&K G36C
I:Infared mine
J:javelin
K:katana
L:lance
M:mustard gas
N:Neon sword(They are real!)
O:operational conversion unit.
P:pindad ss2
Q: no weapons start with Q.
R:Rifle
S:Sticky grenade.
T:Tank
U: U boat
V:Vergeltungswaffen(Bob of some sort in german)
W:Waterboarding(Also form of torture)
X:The xM8
Y:The Y gun(Anti-submarine)
Z:Zoot suit.

6.there is a weapon called the "Cuddly bear".
7.airborne the medicine was created by a school teacher.
8.bungie rocks
9.bungie rules
10.ling-ling was a real english husky.
11.wort wort wort.
12.bill gates owns a halo x-box 360
13.naked bananas are illegal on othe lanets
14.there is a community that only drives golf carts.
15.demencia is were you lose your mind and forget lots of stuff after a traumatic incedent
16.monkeys will drink their own pee when thirsty
17.romans would drink pee thinking it whitened their teeth.
18. ROFL Cookies and pet grunt.

  • 05.31.2011 10:31 PM PDT
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I LIKE GRUNTS AND CHEESE!!!

  • 05.31.2011 11:45 PM PDT
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males have milk in their nipples too

  • 05.31.2011 11:45 PM PDT
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1.germs fly into the air when you flush th toilet.
2.mental people seem to be happy people
3.a mental person came up to me an my friend and said,"I have a sweaty buttcrack."
4.europe had an E-coli break out around this month.
5.feces means poop.
6.the cheat code for sombody salvage or savage in lego star wars 3 is mell07.
7.you can find a jacking off brute in halo 3.
8.i'm finally going to sleep.
9.but not right now im not
10.a nickname for the flood is the flub.
11.key lime pie iz good.
12.today is wensday.
13.carpet fuzz make cats vomit if eaten
14.grunts eat at food nipple stations.
15.i hope i get pet grunt prize, not hitlers mom.
16.cookies dissolve in milk after 4 hours.

  • 05.31.2011 11:53 PM PDT
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hacking is easy once you get it down.its just the nam that sounds hard.(Trust me on this, it IS easy)

  • 05.31.2011 11:56 PM PDT
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another fact.i spak german. this is hello:hello
good day:Guten tag
good night:Gute nacht
meir spreche douche:i speak german(I know it looks like its pronounced doosh, but it is prounounced doyche.
meir grunt:i grunt.

  • 05.31.2011 11:59 PM PDT