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Posted by: Sgt Stacker12
Chuck Norris is awesome!!!!!!
I AM CHUCK -blam!- NORRIS!
I have spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, -blam!-!
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick!
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
I attack sharks, when I smell them bleed!
I don't swim, water just wants to be around me!
My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster!
You may have freed the slaves, Abe, but Chuck is EVERYONE'S MASTER!
Best own EVAR!
+1 if you know where that is from.