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Posted by: Sgt Stacker12
Chuck Norris is awesome!!!!!!


I AM CHUCK -blam!- NORRIS!
I have spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, -blam!-!
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick!
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
I attack sharks, when I smell them bleed!
I don't swim, water just wants to be around me!
My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster!
You may have freed the slaves, Abe, but Chuck is EVERYONE'S MASTER!


Best own EVAR!
+1 if you know where that is from.

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  • 06.01.2011 7:19 AM PDT

I kill trolls and eat them at a later date, same with Republicans.

This statement is false.

  • 06.01.2011 10:09 AM PDT

Make choices, and don't look back.

a hummingbird weighs less than a penny

[Edited on 06.01.2011 10:56 PM PDT]

  • 06.01.2011 10:55 PM PDT

here are a lot of factz
"core02.fact01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
"core02.fact02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The square root of rope is string."
"core02.fact03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
"core02.fact04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
"core02.fact05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
"core02.fact06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."
"core02.fact07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
"core02.fact08" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
"core02.fact09" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
"core02.fact10" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."
"core02.fact11" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
"core02.fact12" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."
"core02.fact13" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
"core02.fact14" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Rats cannot throw up."
"core02.fact15" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."
"core02.fact16" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."
"core02.fact17" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
"core02.fact18" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
"core02.fact19" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."
"core02.fact20" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."
"core02.fact21" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
"core02.fact22" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
"core02.fact23" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
"core02.fact24" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
"core02.fact25" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The billionth digit of Pi is 9."
"core02.fact26" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
"core02.fact27" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"
"core02.fact28" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
"core02.fact29" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Honey does not spoil."
"core02.fact30" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."
"core02.fact31" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."
"core02.fact32" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
"core02.fact33" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
"core02.fact34" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
"core02.fact35" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
"core02.fact36" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
"core02.fact37" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
"core02.fact38" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
"core02.fact39" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."
"core02.fact40" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
"core02.fact41" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
"core02.fact42" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
"core02.fact43" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."
"core02.fact44" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
"core02.fact46" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
"core02.fact47" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
"core02.fact48" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."
"core02.fact49" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"
"core02.fact50" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
"core02.fact51" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
"core02.fact52" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."
"core02.fact53" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."
"core02.fact54" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."
"core02.fact55" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
"core02.fact56" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
"core02.fact57" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
"core02.fact58" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
"core02.fact59" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
"core02.fact60" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
"core02.fact61" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."
"core02.fact62" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
"core02.fact63" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
"core02.fact64" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
"core02.fact65" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
"core02.fact66" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."

  • 06.02.2011 3:32 PM PDT

fox news is evil
they want to take over the world
this seems odly familiar to bungie
is bungie fox

  • 06.02.2011 3:35 PM PDT

Cows can upstairs, but cannot walk downstairs.

  • 06.02.2011 3:50 PM PDT

less QQ more PEW PEW

random fact you can still play GBA games on a DS with the top half ripped off..i found this the hard way.

  • 06.02.2011 4:50 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

ice left out in room tempature melts into water in 45min

  • 06.02.2011 6:35 PM PDT

In one second, the sun emits as much energy as 1 billion nuclear bombs.

  • 06.02.2011 7:48 PM PDT

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.


The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

  • 06.03.2011 12:11 AM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!

no no muffin fo u

  • 06.04.2011 7:41 AM PDT
Subject: Say the most Random Facts!

T.J.R

Saying the most random facts is says the most things that are true, and that, is true :I.

  • 06.04.2011 12:29 PM PDT

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match


If there was no coloring, Coca-Cola would be green colored


It is impossible for a crocodile to stick its tongue out. A crocodile's saliva contains such potent acid that it can dissolve six inch steel hooks


Pirates wore eye patches also for adjustment of light when going to the top deck and below decks


There is enough salt in the world's oceans to cover every continent included with a 492 foot layer

  • 06.04.2011 5:33 PM PDT

*the suicide rate of women with augmented breasts is 73% higher than that of women with natural breats

*94% of "mounting incidents" between giraffes take place between two males

*pogonophobia = fear of beards

[Edited on 06.05.2011 6:47 AM PDT]

  • 06.05.2011 6:47 AM PDT

Posted by: Grunty Headshot
If there was no coloring, Coca-Cola would be green colored
woah

  • 06.05.2011 7:26 AM PDT

i almost forgot:

der führer hatte nur ein ei!
(hitler had only one testicle)

  • 06.05.2011 11:37 AM PDT

To infinity, and beyond!
UNSC Leviathan

You can't spread poison ivy to other people or to other parts of your body.

  • 06.05.2011 11:47 AM PDT
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A pigs orgasm can last for 30 minutes

  • 06.05.2011 9:49 PM PDT

I have a huge rod.

  • 06.05.2011 9:51 PM PDT
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  • 06.05.2011 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Snarlz
50. Americans spend more annually on cat food than baby food.

Cats are cats for 20 years, babies are babies for 2 years. Go figure.

  • 06.05.2011 9:54 PM PDT