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Posted by: nitwitcoffee10
50% of the United States population lives within a 500 mile radius of Columbus.
So do I.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the -blam!- out of it.
he also invented water
Before the Boogyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not look at a watch, because he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his fingers and yelling "Bang!".