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I speak french.

  • 04.01.2008 8:46 PM PDT

Your father

Sorry, I couldnt help it.

  • 04.01.2008 8:48 PM PDT

A few years from now nothing you do in this game will have mattered. Your rank, kill/death ratio, win/loss ratio, will get you no where. So, if your going to play the game, do it for the enjoyment.

at one time or another 73% of all dollar bills will have been owned by Bill Gates.

  • 04.01.2008 9:20 PM PDT

Check out my soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/skepsis

10 out of 10 people die

  • 04.01.2008 9:25 PM PDT

Posted by: IxIx Fatal xIxI
13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them.

I R teh win!!!11!11

Here's one to keep my lead:

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Or:
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

And:
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

lololololololololol

  • 04.01.2008 10:43 PM PDT
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WoW it's like the -blam!-. I mean it's pretty much for guys who are never going to have sex and stuff.

  • 04.01.2008 10:45 PM PDT

Signatures are for losers.

It's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp, in Connecticut it's illegal to ride a horse (any horse, anywhere) under the influence. Also, the minute I was born I think a guy named Bobert died, Dr.Cube stole the baby Sky Deviler Egg in the TV series Kaiju Big Battel (Yes, that's how you spell it.) , cats and dogs are more natural enemies than cats and mice, I saw a bullet hole in a check cashing place, in Michigan husbands own their wifes hair, every second someone is eating a donut, ipods are real, trees breathe sort of, zombies are dead people.

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  • 04.01.2008 11:36 PM PDT

Egg people scare me!

  • 04.02.2008 12:20 AM PDT
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did you know that stand off has bridges in forge

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  • 04.02.2008 12:59 AM PDT

im still not in the top 10 =( lol
time to put some more in

the quickest way to a mans heart is through chuck norris' fist

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

if you spell chuck norris in scrabble you win, FOREVER

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

the is no ctrl button on chuck norris' computer, chuck norris is always in control

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

  • 04.02.2008 2:21 AM PDT

Fear the Pink

In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.

  • 04.02.2008 12:53 PM PDT

Fear the Pink

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

  • 04.02.2008 12:55 PM PDT

Fear the Pink

In its entire lifetime, the average worker bee produces 1/12th teaspoon of honey. ....pathetic

Swans are the only birds with dicks.

  • 04.02.2008 1:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Achilles1108
I swear if somebody sigs me I will rip their face off.

Talking about synchronicity increases synchronicity

search up the definition or follow the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronicity

  • 04.02.2008 3:51 PM PDT

Is this the bath room? Because I like cheese, and chips, and burritos. And somtimes I like it when my mom makes me cookies with mushrooms, but I don't like it when she doesn't make cookies because that makes me sad. Sometimes my cat makes chocolate sugar cookies, but they taste like toilet. I wish I could help my mom make more tacos, but my Dad said only him, and my Uncle, Midget Bob, are allowed to help Mom make tacos. Midget Bob is weird because he always brings light sabers and wears cowboy chaps without pantz.

[Edited on 04.02.2008 4:01 PM PDT]

  • 04.02.2008 3:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Yahtzee
It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied, like f­ucking a burning dolphin.

The largest font size in MS Works Word Processor is 1638.

  • 04.02.2008 3:59 PM PDT
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A MLB baseball is in play for an average of 7 pitches.

EDIT: ADD:

The Easter Bunny is a bunny because the god for which Easter was named after, the Germanic god of spring Eostre, was said to have found a dying goose, and the god saved it by turning it into a rabbit. Because it was once a goose, it retains the ability to lay eggs.

[Edited on 04.02.2008 4:04 PM PDT]

  • 04.02.2008 3:59 PM PDT
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i like pie filled with whole cherries in it just w/o the stems because they're nasty.

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  • 04.02.2008 4:04 PM PDT
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how long did it take u 2 read all of 'em? huh, huh, huh?

  • 04.02.2008 4:09 PM PDT
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the worlds fattest man lived in hempstead long island ny, he weighed 1,125 pounds. his waistline was nine feet in diameter.

every day in the united states, people consume

200 million pounds of fruit and vegetables,
50 million pounds of sugar,
47 million hot dogs,
170 million eggs,
12.5 million pounds of cheese,
12 million chickens,
7 million pounds of margarine,
3 million pounds of butter,
3 million pounds of ice cream,
1.2 million bushels of potatoes, and
363 thousand square yards of pizza.

saving private ryan was loosely based on a game of dodgeball that chuck norris played in 2nd grade

the halo series rocks

  • 04.02.2008 4:10 PM PDT
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snarlz is a cool name.

  • 04.02.2008 4:11 PM PDT
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bread makes me poop

  • 04.02.2008 4:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Achilles1108
I swear if somebody sigs me I will rip their face off.

Men are oaks and women are birches. :-P

P.S. My cousin came up with this a while ago before he knew what it meant ...

  • 04.02.2008 7:14 PM PDT

Signatures are for losers.

Usually, by Wednesday, my skin smells like bacon and hatred.

[Edited on 04.02.2008 7:40 PM PDT]

  • 04.02.2008 7:38 PM PDT