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In Russia, on September 12, it is National Baby-Making Day.

  • 04.06.2008 1:23 PM PDT

Signatures are for losers.

In Russia, 3 is a letter.

  • 04.06.2008 1:24 PM PDT

Happily married to Fatal_Coin_Vest since July 1st, 2009.

Thank you, Captain K Mart.

Hitler had one testacle.

  • 04.06.2008 1:32 PM PDT

¿ Como se dice Zune Winner en espanol?

^^^ Montage (only a taste of what's to come)

Snakes have 4 million legs. Slithering violates gravitational laws and it has been clinically proven through fossils.

  • 04.06.2008 1:32 PM PDT

Hello :)

A cows intestinal tract can potentially hold 13 midgets by the age of 34.

  • 04.06.2008 1:36 PM PDT

MLG

i ate 100 nickles and got cancer

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  • 04.06.2008 1:58 PM PDT

MLG

Posted by: littleicyman
In Russia, 3 is a letter.
same in am3rica

  • 04.06.2008 1:59 PM PDT

in the united states 2 people die each year from flatulence (farting)

  • 04.06.2008 2:08 PM PDT

i like danceing poptarts
but i hate evil naked poptarts
lemon vampire poptarts are my favorite
but danceing poptarts are mad rad to the max
sleeping in on saterday mornings is the best thing since burnt toast
my sister dosent waer the same sweater every day
beth winters has a crush on jack cherney in my high school play
webster's 2 new river side desk dictionary home and office edition was manufactured in the united states of america
katie and sdyney are tight
i hate high school musical
my sister says stick eyeliner is better then liquide eyeliner
the most popular tooth brush coloer is blue i think green is better
pigs need toys too. its a law ( in england)
black spider man is better then red spiderman but the greengoblin should die
but little miss vixin girl from seth cohns comic is the best.
and now i must click submit
goodbye
i cant spell
pickeles and icecream are not pregent lady food only lol

  • 04.06.2008 2:37 PM PDT

Join the Halo Snipers

coke zero has all the taste of regular coke but with none of the calories

  • 04.06.2008 2:39 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

Be sure to apply fried walrus lard for protection against German penguins.

  • 04.06.2008 2:47 PM PDT
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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

The footprints in the sand control the power of the ocean

  • 04.06.2008 3:06 PM PDT

more people are killed every year by badgers than meteors, thats right, badgers are far more deadly than giant flaming rocks

  • 04.06.2008 3:11 PM PDT

Signatures are for losers.

Pie can have very many things in it, including oreos.

  • 04.06.2008 3:14 PM PDT

Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of our selves.

a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes

  • 04.06.2008 3:26 PM PDT

God made Halo 3!!!!0.o

  • 04.06.2008 3:37 PM PDT

I got a better one

Luke owes over 60% of Halo 3 players a steak!!!X)

  • 04.06.2008 3:39 PM PDT
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Hannah Montana is hot!

  • 04.06.2008 3:46 PM PDT
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We need the old trip mine back.

My mom is Bangin.

  • 04.06.2008 4:05 PM PDT
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Mustard works great as suntan lotion. (don't ask me how I no)

  • 04.06.2008 4:10 PM PDT

Signatures are for losers.

This thread is educational!

  • 04.06.2008 5:03 PM PDT

"It's good to have your dander up but discipline wins the day."

I pooped my pants this morning. : /

  • 04.06.2008 5:08 PM PDT
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I eat fried puppies and kangaroo burgers!
Ic like meatloaf

  • 04.06.2008 5:29 PM PDT
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“Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are just a random loser. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool. Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.”

  • 04.06.2008 5:31 PM PDT