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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it was presidents day?

Posted by: VinCENT LF 286
The sentence "Rats live o no evil star" reads the same forward and backward.


If only it made sense....

There is a large cluster of celestial objects in space called " The Great Wall "

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The odds of a plane landing on you: 1/1,000,000
Odds of it happening right now: 1/1,000,000,000

In a city near chicago, a man was walking around the corner of an apartment building, when a baby fell on his head from the 12th story window, 6 months later, the SAME baby fell on his head again at the same spot. Neither were harmed on both occasions.

The number of people who have gone through a metal auger and lived: 1

The last time elvis's wife spoke to him, she told him not to fall asleep on the toilet.

In venice, venetian blinds are known as persian blinds.

A female lobster, called a hen or a chicken, can lay up to 100,000 eggs at a time.

Benjamin Franklin gave guitar lessons.

When medieval witches were burned, their families had to pay for the firewood.

60% of Lietchenstein's GNP (gross national product) is generated by the sale of false teeth.

Shakespear coined the term "Leapfrog."

Turkeys whistle when they are scared.

The four most dangerous steps on a staircase are the two at the top and the two at the bottom.

It takes 720 peanuts to make a pound of peanut butter.

The state of Minnessota has 99 lakes named "Mud Lake."

The medical term for earwax is cerumen.

According to market reasearch, if a girl owns one barbie, she will most likely have six others.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

The world record "mouser" is a cat named "Towser," who lived to the age of 21, and caught 23,000 mice within her lifetime.

In Japan, you can buy hot chocolate with 2% chili sauce.

The world's oldest profession is that of a witch doctor.

The average American uses 730 crayons by the age of 10.

AND THE BIG FINALE: One in seven American citizens cannot locate the United States of America on a map.


SOURCES: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader


This is only part one...

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"The only good Elite is a dead Elite."
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Sex Panther cologne is made from real bits of panther, and 60% of the time it works every time.

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"No one thought up being;
he who thinks he has
Step forward"

- Jim Morrison

illegal to catch a fish with a lasso
(sry cowboys)

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Every time Chuck Norris punches someone, and angel gets its wings.

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"Don't use the caps lock to run and never leave a single bob alive"

There was once an assassination plan for Hitler that included spraying chemicals on the plants in his garden that would change Hitler into a woman.

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i have 2 kittys

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~Gustavo~

crap i yawned -.-

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nice factin keep it up

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Bungie is actually run by a toaster. The other kitchen appliances do the dirty work of keeping everyone in line.

-captain kmart

calool is arabic or something

  • 04.11.2008 2:11 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

Canada is an indian word meaning big vilage.
1 in every 3 people in the country of Israel use a cell phone.
84% of a raw apple is water.

source: GreatFacts.com

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Why do we fight? To protect home, and family. To preserve balance and bring harmony. For my kind, the true question is... what is worth fighting for
-Chen Stormstout

Every time someone pleasures themselves, Chuk Norris Commands God to strike down a Mexican baby
This goes for both genders...

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MCDonalds tries to make us fat

  • 04.11.2008 2:29 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

i like.... scracth that.... i LOVE poptarts!! WHOSE WITH ME? VIVA LA POPTART

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Posted by: TRITESANDWICH
i like.... scracth that.... i LOVE poptarts!! WHOSE WITH ME? VIVA LA POPTART


Dude? Who dosn't baby! w00t for teh brown sugar!



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Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

the only person who dont like a poptart is someone who has no soul. or has never had one. or both.

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Sharks dont kill people, I kill people!

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when u eat something it might not fill u up.

pee is edible.

pie is a item.

my maps work but dont work at all.

i have a chipmunk in my butt cheeks and it wont stop wiggling.

hello.

my name is shawn and my name isnt shawn and its shawn.

i have a friend who is not very smart and he gets straight A's

OMG!

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1. i have 17 cats!
2. that fact ^^^ is true!
3. that fact ^^^ is true!
4. that fact ^^^ is true!
5. that fact ^^^ is true!

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I'm not a gamer with no life.....I have many lives

the average candybar has 8 insect legs in it

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be typed uesing only the first row of the keybored

Donald Duck comics were banned in portugal because he didn't have pants

more people are killed by donkeys then plane crashes

the average person will eat 8 spiders in their sleep in a lifetime

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Posted by: MEAT SACK 001
Posted by: Bismarck186
What!? No Gordan Freeman? I'd like to see you swing a crowbar that fast.
He's a super swinger!!!!


“Hero’s are the ones we do not recognise…”

In one of the sence in the original Wizard of Oz, you see a guy hang himself.

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Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

ooo oooo i got a fact. poptarts are great.

batterys go boom if u put em in a candle or microwave.


also my dog has fur



there the worlds three best facts.

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Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

sound off if u like poptarts? and heres some more facts.

i own a computer.

i go to school

im a boy

i neeed air food and water to survive

and i live in a house

XD enjoy

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Dihydrogen Monoxide is really H2O which that means it's water

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