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I have walked among men and angels for three thousand years. Time has no end... no beginning... no purpose.
I wander the earth, seeking forgiveness for my horrible crimes against God and man.
I live to see death, destruction, over the light, but the light cannot be extinguished.
I live in a prison of my own demise.
I am lost in time. -Gravemind-

Women have a sense of smell 3X stronger than a mans.

  • 04.11.2008 6:22 PM PDT

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it was presidents day?

More people are killed by flying toliet seats than Great White sharks.

  • 04.11.2008 6:37 PM PDT
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pie is good

  • 04.11.2008 6:38 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

pop tarts are better.

flowers have 3 parts (i think) i own books :P

i also enjoy waffles.

i just finished eating a burrito

i love soda

  • 04.11.2008 6:46 PM PDT
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i'm in my room

  • 04.11.2008 6:49 PM PDT
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hahaha! thats hilarious! you've finally figured out the woman
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Thats just because when ever they talk, they are lying.

  • 04.11.2008 6:53 PM PDT

My Stats

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i just blew into a tissue and guess what came out

  • 04.11.2008 7:01 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

waffles?

  • 04.11.2008 8:14 PM PDT

I am typing int he language E N G L I S H on a C O M P U T E R.

[Edited on 04.11.2008 11:06 PM PDT]

  • 04.11.2008 11:04 PM PDT
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Hey, you know what? Neither do I.

  • 04.11.2008 11:25 PM PDT

Posted by: xMaJoR cRaBsx
Dreams of being the one and only soup that people enjoy. Or wants to be a hero that dishes out hot scolding soup to evil.

I'm not actually a super bowl of soup, although I'm not a normal human. Ask my friends

  • 04.11.2008 11:33 PM PDT
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

Did you know that in antarctica it is illegal for penguins to eat fish? ZOMG!

  • 04.12.2008 12:48 AM PDT
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THe master chief is in fact addicted to gruntiness

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The Escalator Was invented as a Amusement device

So kids playing on it is the right way to use it,

Hey yous stop riding the escalator for transport related purposes

[Edited on 04.12.2008 3:55 AM PDT]

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Halo was originally a tactical strategy melded with 3rd person shooting elements and involved a group of spartans fighting the covenant in a guerilla style of combat.

That Piripi M is a -blam!- and my Brother, you should try and take us on together we always win at least half the time.

  • 04.12.2008 4:01 AM PDT
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Your a -blam!-

  • 04.12.2008 4:02 AM PDT
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Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent, that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

It's a liltte knwon fcat taht the hamun bairn can raed wrods perecftly as lnog as the fisrt and lsat lrttees are wehre tehy sohuld be.
Kidna itneertsnig hey?

  • 04.12.2008 4:09 AM PDT
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konw taht

  • 04.12.2008 4:12 AM PDT

check out my file share :-)

hello i am master chief lololololololololol

  • 04.12.2008 8:32 AM PDT

check out my file share :-)

i like chocolate milk

  • 04.12.2008 8:36 AM PDT

check out my file share :-)

Posted by: Pyromaniac 2090
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do. (Sorry lefties)

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which
they start.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (I knew I'm not related to my "parents")

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple
and silver.


gerbil rhymes with purple, and door hinge rhymes with orange. cool a random fact

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  • 04.12.2008 8:41 AM PDT

"This reminds me of a time when i tried to kill myself over a puzzle i couldn't complete"

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In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere.


Seriously?

  • 04.12.2008 11:22 AM PDT
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falling coconuts can kill

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98.76% of all statistics were made up on the spot

  • 04.12.2008 11:57 AM PDT