- Bob Almighty125
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- Noble Member
In certain States: (My little sister did these)
In Alabama dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
You may not drive barefooted.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
In Alaska it is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
In Arizona there is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
In Arkansas alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
In California women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Colorado car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
In Connecticut you can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
In Flordia the state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Having -blam!- relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
In Georgia signs are required to be written in English.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
In Hawaii All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
In Idhao you may not fish on a camel’s back.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
In Illinois the English language is not to be spoken.