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Nonsense!

The man who made the song "Ring around the rosies" was a Satanist.

  • 05.03.2008 2:49 PM PDT

Nonsense!

Jackal shipmistress Chur'yar is the only female Covenant member ever mentoined in the Halo series.

  • 05.03.2008 3:03 PM PDT

Papa Smurf landed on planet zentario in episode 38.5! ZOMG!

  • 05.03.2008 6:29 PM PDT
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Corn is the perfect food.

  • 05.03.2008 6:33 PM PDT
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About 40 tacos had an orgasm last year.

The Jews incinerated you.

  • 05.03.2008 6:35 PM PDT

Jews betrayed jesus for $20

  • 05.03.2008 6:36 PM PDT

Round things are round!

  • 05.03.2008 6:37 PM PDT

Hypothermo was on the Bungie weekly update!

I have no adnoids.

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The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

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  • 05.03.2008 7:33 PM PDT

MC likes saying, "no u"

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Possoms have 13 juicy nipples

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i liek eggy's pleeez

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The Asian easter bunny "eggrolls" people's houses

  • 05.03.2008 11:13 PM PDT

Que Pasta...?
:D

you have a 1 in 26,000,000,000,000,000 chance of death by tea-cosy, (thats twenty six thousand billion!)

[Edited on 05.04.2008 2:20 AM PDT]

  • 05.04.2008 2:20 AM PDT

starting arguments since 08
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Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian

complete bull. my dad is a police dog handler/trainner, and we have 2 that live at home. they dont understand launguages at all, they just assissiate sounds with actions. you can normally miss out the fist part of the word,("sit" could become "it") and they would do it.

Edit: if you ate nothing but rabbit you would die.

not too sure bout this one, but i heard that eating a stick of celery burns more energy than it provides

[Edited on 05.04.2008 3:43 AM PDT]

  • 05.04.2008 3:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: carpy444
you have a 1 in 26,000,000,000,000,000 chance of death by tea-cosy, (thats twenty six thousand billion!)


lol. Looking for a quick laugh... I went straight to paage 70 and read down the page until I found this one. Thank you for this... carpy444.

  • 05.04.2008 3:52 AM PDT
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[ Spoiler ! ]
Chuck Norris is back on Bungie.net =D :
Click here

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hitler was a corprol going into WW2

Hitler served in world war one and faught at the somme he got his iron cross by blackmailing and guilt tripping his commanding oficcer. He was blinded by mustard gas. When he was in hospital Germany surrendered and the alliied forces won the war. He rejected his government for surrendering. But enough about that (i do A level history).

The cigarette lighter ( lighter ) was invented before the match.

[Edited on 05.04.2008 4:39 AM PDT]

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Hitlers granma was a jew i wonder why he commited suicide

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If you are stabbed, you will bleed

  • 05.04.2008 6:21 AM PDT

E4web

Posted by: masterchief1396
Ghost, that was amazing. How much time did you spend on that list?


Thank you, it took me about 10 minutes.

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The sky is blue

  • 05.04.2008 6:53 AM PDT

If there's one thing I've learned being on the internet, it's never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a mod. Got poo-pooed, made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-pooed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the member who poo-pooed him had been poo-pooing a lot of other mods, who poo-pooed their poo-poos. In the end, we had to delete the forum. Morale totally destroyed...by poo-poo!

"Deeded" is the only word in the English language that consists of only two letters, used three times.

"Facetiously" contains all the vowels, including y, in order.

The terminal velocity of a penny is roughly 66MPH, which wouldn't even break the skin on your hand. Therefore, if dropped from the Empire State Building onto someone's head, it would not kill them. They would undoubtedly get a fairly large bump and, possibly, concussion.


In response to a previous post, when you die your hair and fingernails DO NOT continue growing after you die. Your skin "shrinks" (for want of a better word), causing the illusion of continued hair growth.

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There was once a place called 'Superior Bottom'.

And I can't remember whether it was World War One or Two, but the Kaiser's hobby was throwing darts at pictures of his grandmother - Queen Victoria.

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  • 05.04.2008 7:21 AM PDT

J MASCIS. that is all.

hitler only had 1 testicle:a member of the league of one.

  • 05.04.2008 7:30 AM PDT