- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
-If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you're only seconds from death.
-The Great Wall of China was created to keep out Chuck Norris. It failed miserably.
-A man walked up to Chuck Norris and asked him to list 10 Chuck Norris Facts. Chuck Norris raised his eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated instantly.
-On the set of Texas Ranger Chuck Norris found a dead lamb. when he touched it it came back to life. As the camera crew rushed over to record this miracle Chuck Norris broke the lamb's neeck, killing it to show "The good Chuck giveth the good Chuck taketh away."