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100% of fat ppl r fat

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If you leave milk out in the sun after adding soda and mixing in some salt, you will have a fine powder in a week. In 3 days after applying powder to infection. Your skin will crust over the wound leaving healthy skin protected. When the crust flakes off skin is now thicker and more resistant to physical damage. Internal infections do not crust over. Ingesting the powder counts as an antacid, non-addictive pain reliever, and laxative. It is flammable, lighting it on fire produces a yellow light and is dangerous to inhale. Inhalation does not cause any euphoria and it causes extremely painful lung damage and high possibility of death.

Also cleans hard wood floors very easily.

How do you know that?

I spent my summer in 1999 with a shaman. (The was a 7eleven near his house, he kept making nasty -blam!-, but the stuff worked like -Ferret!- magic. He made paper that caught fire when you put a Cool Ranch dorito on it.)

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SHINANAGINS!!!It takes EXACTLY 324 licks to get to the center of a tutsi roll pop.(Me and 5 friends proved it!!)

  • 05.13.2008 6:47 PM PDT

Yeahhhhhhhhh, about that....
I can explain.

I was banned (below) for calling someone a cotton-headed ninnymuggen. My offensive language is too much for this website.

You can collapse ur rib cage when sneezing

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Duct tape is like The Force: is has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Despite the high cost of living it remains popular.
When your born, you are to suprised to talk for about the 1st year and a half.
If you always take time to smell the roses, sooner or later you will inhale a bee.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
People usally get whats coming to them, unless its been mailed.
Be nice to people, they out number you 7 billion to one.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.
Christmas is weird, what other time of the year do you sit around a dead tree and eat candy from your socks.
Push will get a person almost anywhere, except through a door marked pull.
An amateur built that ARK. Professionals built the TITANIC.
Junk is stuff you kept for years and throw away 3 weeks before you need it.
The only thing people do better then anyone else is read their own handwriting.
Nothing says "oops" like a wall of flame.
According to official figures, 43% of all statistics are wortheless.
If a cow laughed, how much milk would come out of their nose?
The shortest way between two points is always on construction.
The lastest survey says 3 out of every 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The trouble with real life is that theres no backround music.
It is generally agreed that "hello" is a good greeting, because if you said "good bye" you would confuse alot of people.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The #2 pencil is the most popular, What happened to #1?
If you dont care where you are, then you can never be lost.
Beware of the letter "G" it is the end of everything.
Flying is not danergouse, crashing is.
Forcast for tonight: DARKNESS.
A sphere is a really pointless shape.
Everywhere is withing walking distance, if you have the time.
If you take something apart, and put it together again enough times, eventually you'll have enough parts to make a second one.
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
In dog years, we should be dead.
Never goto a doctors office whose plants have died.
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Well if you have not, please read them all, some are funny most are not, but they are all true.

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  • 05.13.2008 7:54 PM PDT

my keyboard is black

  • 05.13.2008 8:12 PM PDT

formula to calculate your age in dog years HERE

10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.

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  • 05.13.2008 8:16 PM PDT

lol

  • 05.13.2008 8:41 PM PDT
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I was born on July 7th, BUNGIE DAY. (I'm 15)
People who can't spell or use Grammar correctly on these forums should just leave. ILLITERACY FTL And I hate Naruto now, I just liked it when I made this username.
WIN.

My new account is "xISuicideKingzIx" I was hacked for my reconz (thanks -.-) and I'm back.

I hate samurai battery-powered footstools, THEY LOVE YOU LONG TIME

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  • 05.13.2008 8:43 PM PDT

some people have a fear of being turned into a pumpkin
Its illgal to enter wisconsin with a chicken on your head.
Turtles can breath through their butts

  • 05.13.2008 9:01 PM PDT

this is gunna be a one man,sky whale apocalypse!

there is a town in the U.S.A. that has a population of 1 and licking door nobs is illegal on other planets

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  • 05.13.2008 9:16 PM PDT

* Swimming - In 1838 it was declared illegal to swim at public beaches during the day! This law was enforced until 1902.
(Australia)
The only other word with the same amount of letters ispneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating aletter is uncopyrightable.
Smelling (not eating) green apples and bananas help you to lose weight.
2. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
3. Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
4. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
5. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
6. Leonardo Di Vinci invented the scissors.
7. Flies fly backwards.
8. You cannot hum while holding your nose.
9. Apples are more powerful than caffeine at helping to stay awake.
10. Cat urine glows under a black-light.
11. The state of Florida is bigger than England.
12. The poison-arrow frog contains enough poison to kill 2,200 people.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
14. Bulls are color-blind and in fact CANNOT see red, therefore they would charge at any cape no matter what color.
15. Months that begin on Sunday always have a Friday the 13th.
16. Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
17. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
18. Snails can sleep for three years without eating.
19. Pearls melt in vinegar.
20. Hummingbirds can't walk.
21. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
22. Horses can't vomit.
23. A shrimps heart is in it's head.
24. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years old or older.
25. All polar bears are left-handed.
26. A lion's roar can be heard up to five miles away.
27. Your heart beats over 100,000 times per day.
28. If Barbie was life-size, her body weight and mass would equal that of an anorexic person.
29. According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
30. George Washington grew hemp in his garden.
31. During the "chariot scene" in the movie "Ben Hur", a red car can be seen off in the distance.
32. Earth is the only planet NOT named after God.
Each second there are 50 to 100 Cloud-to-Ground Lightning Strikes to the Earth world-wide. Most lightning strikes average 2 to 3 miles long and carry a current of 10000 Amps at 100 million Volts.
A "Positive Giant" is a lightning strike that hits the ground up to 20 miles away from the storm.Because it seems to strike from a clear sky it is known as "A Bolt From The Blue". These"Positive Giant" flashes strike between the storm's top "anvil" and the Earth and carry several times the destructive energy of a "regular" lightning strike.
Thunder can only be heard about 12 miles away under good quiet outdoor conditions.
Daytime lightning is difficult or impossible to see under local sun and/or hazy conditions. Night-time "heat lightning" can be seen up to 100 miles away (depending on "seeing" conditions).
"Lightning Crawlers" or "Spider Lightning" can travel over 35 miles as it "crawls" across the bottoms or through squall line "frontal" clouds. This rare type of lightning is very beautiful as itzaps from "horizon-to-horizon". However it can turn deadly if it happens to strike the ground at the end of its super long path! {Lightning Crawlers from The Blue!}
Radar has detected Lightning "Crawlers" traveling at high altitudes (15000 ft to 20000 ft) as they zap from cloud-to-cloud.
Lightning "Crawlers" over seventy five (75) miles long have been observed by Radar!
The temperature of a typical lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the Sun!
How big around is a typical lightning bolt? Answer: About the size of a Quarter to Half-Dollar! Lightning looks so much wider than it really is just because its light is so bright!
Lightning Strikes create powerful radio waves in the frequency range of 3 KHz (audio, VLF) through 10 MHz (shortwave radio). The VLF (3000 Hz to 30000 Hz) "lightning signatures" can travel around the world, allowing monitoring of world-wide lightning. The shortwave "lightning signatures can travel half-way around the Earth (the night-time side of the Earth). The best region to listen for distant shortwave lightning signatures is from 2 MHz through 7 MHz. After 3 AM local time you can listen to 3 MHz and hear the beautiful dispersion-ringing of the static as it bounces back-and-forth between the earth and ionosphere. It can at times sound like hundreds of tiny bells ringing at once!
Red Sprite lightning is a newly-discovered type of lightning that zaps between the 40 mile span between the tops of severe storm clouds to the lower ionosphere "D" layer. Red Sprite Lightning looks like a giant "blood-red"-colored jellyfish having light-blue tentacles. Red Sprite Lightning creates extremely powerful radio emissions from 1000 Hz through VHF.


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  • 05.13.2008 9:32 PM PDT

343 will save us

lamps have mystical powers!

  • 05.13.2008 9:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: CCC Bullet
You can fold a dollar bill 4,000 times in the same place before it tears.O.O who would take the time to try it?
A grasshopper can jump up to three tennis courts.yea, with gliding on its wings helping as well as with the wind behind it.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.I already knew that one.
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.People actually counted em, o.O
On average a child uses 730 crayons by their tenth birthday.Useless information, yet makes you wonder what exactly this information goes by, amount of crayons bought?
A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.How would you know since yo'renot a gold fish?
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.The kids' money? Anyway, that's alot of money.
Ants never sleep.Why not?
Handbags have more germs than the soles of your shoe.Oh really.*thinks of hand bag
It is illegal to pull ugly faces at dogs in Oklahoma.wtf
It is illegal to eat in a place that's on fire in Chicago.ell, who would want to.
Mozart's IQ is higher than Einstein's IQ.
If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die of Vitamin-A poisoning.Never heard that one.
You can't lick ur elbow. 95% percent of people who read that will try to lick their elbow.I already knew that, but I still tried anyway. And how is that made up statistic fact?
The fear of long words: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.That's the word for fear of long words.
The first toilet ever shown on TV was on Leave It To Beaver.Really.
Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.Huh, even though I didn't care to know that.
Twice as many people as murder in the summer as in the winter.hmm

*goes to find random facts*
Every adult needs two millionths of an ounce of iodine a day; without it, the thyroid gland cannot do its job. Food usually fills this quota, because iodine occurs in most soils and is taken up by plants. But in some parts of the world, the soil contains little or no iodine. To compensate,developed nations add iodine to table salt. In poorer countries, where iodized salt may not be readily available, thyroid deficiency is common, and as a result, many children suffer from mental and physical retardation. In some less-affluent nations, he remedy for iodine deficiency is mass inoculation with iodized oil. This oil settles in body fat and releases iodine over a period of about five years.

The -blam!-, a tube 4 to 6 inches long (10.2 to 15.2 centimeters) long, connects the uterus with the external world.

Babies are born farsighted. Their eyes don't focus close up until they are from three to six months old, and it may be a year before their eyes consistently work together, instead of occasionally wandering individually.

A few drops of a special medication temporarily paralyzes the pupil in a dilated state. The doctor is then able to take his time examining the interior of the eye. The paralysis wears off fully in a few hours, but many people just leaving their doctor's office are shocked by the impact of the sunlight on their medicated eyes, thus discovering how wonderful pupillary action usually is.

The kidneys are paired organs that play an essential role in the circulatory system, removing waste products from the blood, while they also regulate the body's fluid and salt content. These small organs process and cleanse the total volume of blood in your body every 50 minutes. About 1,800 quarts (1,710 liters) of blood are pumped to the kidneys per day. Though they account for less than .5 % of your weight, they contain more than 2 million nephrons, microscopic filters,and tubes, which if connected, would extend for almost 50 miles (80.5 kilometers). The kidneys are essential to life. If they fail, their work must be done by a dialysis machine.

*thinks to self, whatever the hell a nephron is*

If you yawn, it simply indicates that you need more oxygen, and it is nothing but a reflex that forces oxygen into your lungs.

Infants are born with 350 soft bones, roughly 150 [i]more[/] than a grownup has. But, with passage of time, many of the infant's bones fuse. For instance, five of the spine's original vertebrae slowly combine to form the solid, single lower-back bone called the sacum.

ABC's of the Human Body, a reader's digest book, is an amazing interesting book full of facts. (where I got this info)

Also, I read that Uranus has 15 known moons. *squints eyes*Since when did you divulge this information? :-)

Well, its about that time again.

  • 05.13.2008 11:57 PM PDT
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Known Facts:
It's Impossible to Lick Your Elbow. Please Do Not Read the next One for after 30 Seconds


8/10 People would Lick their Elbows after Hearing That.

You Don't Acctualy Sink in QuickSand.

[Edited on 05.14.2008 11:49 AM PDT]

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1. 99% of statistics are false.
2. My sig.

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I do not appreciate B.Net Group solicitation. If you ignore this and send me an invitation anyway, I will block communications with you.

1. Bisquick is actually ionized shampoo mixed with cocaine and diamond dust.

2. This UPS truck with my repaired XBOX is taking forever to get to my house, and I'm practically falling asleep.

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g1rl5 crotch3s is 5m3lly like fi5h

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14,000 turtles die a year from flipping onto their backs nd not getting back up

Batman is not real

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the dodo is widely recognized symbol of extinction

  • 05.14.2008 3:10 PM PDT

If I had one wish for Bungie.net, it would be to be able to change my username. Even if it cost me Microsoft Fun-Money, Space Bucks, or Stosh Dollars. That is all.

Halo 2 Stats

~AFEM

Everyone poops...

betcha didnt know that... lol

  • 05.14.2008 3:13 PM PDT

What's a HumBoy?

Posted by: Teh KrAcKeR
Duct tape is like The Force: is has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Despite the high cost of living it remains popular.
When your born, you are to suprised to talk for about the 1st year and a half.
If you always take time to smell the roses, sooner or later you will inhale a bee.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
People usally get whats coming to them, unless its been mailed.
Be nice to people, they out number you 7 billion to one.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.
Christmas is weird, what other time of the year do you sit around a dead tree and eat candy from your socks.
Push will get a person almost anywhere, except through a door marked pull.
An amateur built that ARK. Professionals built the TITANIC.
Junk is stuff you kept for years and throw away 3 weeks before you need it.
The only thing people do better then anyone else is read their own handwriting.
Nothing says "oops" like a wall of flame.
According to official figures, 43% of all statistics are wortheless.
If a cow laughed, how much milk would come out of their nose?
The shortest way between two points is always on construction.
The lastest survey says 3 out of every 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The trouble with real life is that theres no backround music.
It is generally agreed that "hello" is a good greeting, because if you said "good bye" you would confuse alot of people.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The #2 pencil is the most popular, What happened to #1?
If you dont care where you are, then you can never be lost.
Beware of the letter "G" it is the end of everything.
Flying is not danergouse, crashing is.
Forcast for tonight: DARKNESS.
A sphere is a really pointless shape.
Everywhere is withing walking distance, if you have the time.
If you take something apart, and put it together again enough times, eventually you'll have enough parts to make a second one.
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
In dog years, we should be dead.
Never goto a doctors office whose plants have died.
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Well if you have not, please read them all, some are funny most are not, but they are all true.


Did you read that in a middle school agenda?

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nothing rimes with ornibnge

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