- TEH MARTSTER
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- Noble Member
"I am drunk, drunk is me.
I am drunk WOOOO!!!
I am drunk, drunk is me.
I am drunk WOOOO!!!"
Psychostick, Beer song.
Chuck Norris doesnt need a watch. He decides what time it is.
There is no truth in evolution. The animals that remain are only the ones Chuck Norris hasnt delt with yet.
Every Monday Chuck Norris selects one lucky 6yr old Mexican boy to throw into the Sun.
Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks faster than the speed of light. So you flick the switch and you are dead before the light comes on.
To Chuck Norris, the Grim Reaper is just a young upstart.
Ther are no WMDs in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Alabama.
There is no love or war, only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' shadow has a shadow, and its name is Vin Diesel.
Guess who... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mothers womb.
Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying 'BANG'.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
TEH MARTSTER