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Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!
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The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheeze!!!!!!


ROFLOLMAO!!!!!!!!

  • 06.04.2008 12:33 PM PDT
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I'm diggin' fer gold!

Posted by: GRAVEMIND_1_1_7
You know the 57 on the heinz ketchup bottle?
It's not their because they have 57 varieties. It is there because if you hit it the ketchup comes out right away. That way you don't look like an idiot shaking the ketchup bottle around just to add some extra flavor to your fries.

Edit-This trick works on any glass heinz bottle. Thank you waitress at The Patio!


the only reason I shake catsup (yes, catsup is the cooler way to spell it) is because if you just pour it out, you will get a lot of the extra water that rose to the top on your fries, and if you shake it that won't happen. oh yeah, and: Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people, Porcupines float in water, Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing, and Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!

  • 06.04.2008 12:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Haloplayer6
It's illegal to mate with a porcipin in Texas.

Ow. Why would you even...

this is actually true, there is a whole book of wierd things illegal in wierd places.

  • 06.04.2008 12:35 PM PDT
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AUNT GEMIMA!!!

  • 06.04.2008 12:45 PM PDT
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99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the people in the world dont give a -blam- about you. EVER.

  • 06.04.2008 2:22 PM PDT

Check out my soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/skepsis

Cake is a lie.

  • 06.04.2008 2:23 PM PDT

"Didn't you know?...Spartans never die."

MAI ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  • 06.04.2008 2:52 PM PDT

My Best friends name is Eli.

  • 06.04.2008 5:28 PM PDT
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Burger King sells Whoppers

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In Japan, you learn to read your newspaper with less than an inch of personal space on the train.

  • 06.04.2008 7:31 PM PDT
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the duckbilled platapuses weiner is twice the size of its body

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A bee's thorax contains a main ingredient in K Y Jelly

  • 06.04.2008 7:47 PM PDT
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I named my computer "dirty"

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Micheal Jackson isn't a child mulester...........He prefers the term rapist.



Jackson be praised!!!

  • 06.04.2008 7:55 PM PDT

Apparently I haven't been banned in so long that I've been promoted to Legendary... It feels wrong inside.
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the tallest mountain is actually in hawaii

  • 06.04.2008 8:13 PM PDT

"Jesus. I would hate for my first encounter with a v@gina to be the girl just pointing and saying "Guess." That's not even close to fair."

If it was possible to capture the energy generated by a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick, a quarter of it could power Australia for 5 hours.

  • 06.04.2008 8:17 PM PDT

Apparently I haven't been banned in so long that I've been promoted to Legendary... It feels wrong inside.
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SDb

  • 06.04.2008 8:23 PM PDT

DR T JR

stosh is a grunt and a supper hero

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most mlg halo 3 pros are bewteen the ages of 9 -13

  • 06.04.2008 10:35 PM PDT

Blue, Blooded Spartan

A green moray eel isn't truely green, its body is covered in mucus which gives it its color.

  • 06.04.2008 10:42 PM PDT
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You don't have to be middle aged to go through a mid-life crisis.

My mind is a bit blank. Alright its time to list a few facts from a book.

After the age of seven or so, a person's IQ tends to stay about the same for the rest of his life. There are exceptions. Some studies show changes, attributable at least partly to motivation and other emotional factors, of more than 15 points.

There is no complete cure for acne but time. Nevertheless, much can be done to keep it under control until adolescence is over. Gentle face washing, especially when the skin feels oily, is a good idea. So is exposure to sunlight in moderation. Teenagers will be happy to learn that they need not give up chocolate, colas, or their favorite "junk" foods. Doctors once believed that these cause acne, but the evidence now is that they don't.

To see a squatting weight lifter stand straight up and thrust 500 pounds (226.8 kilograms) over his head is really a spectacular sight. A very different but equally remarkable feat is a race to the 86th-floor observatory of the Empire State Building in New York. Some are able to make it up the 86 flights of stairs (1,575 steps) in less than two minutes.

Neither of these facts would be possible without the gluteus maximus, the strongest, largest muscle in your body and the one that accounts for most of the hard flesh in your "seat." It's not just in prodigious exploits that the gluteus maximus becomes important. It comes into play when you straighten up from a stooped position, climb steep hills, or rise to your feet from a sitting position. When the gluteus maximus contracts, it pulls your thigh into a straight line with your trunk.

The book, ABC's of the Human Body, was my source of this information.

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  • 06.04.2008 11:16 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

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Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

Glue is made from horse hooves.

  • 06.05.2008 12:22 AM PDT

{B}{A{K}{E}{R} 2527 FA LYF!!!!

Hi i have smelly feet

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People look to the left when creating (lieing) and they look to the right when remembering.

  • 06.05.2008 8:22 AM PDT

Made in Canada with Scottish parts.

Coconuts kill more people then sharks. ITS TRUE

  • 06.05.2008 6:46 PM PDT