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I CAN HAZ RECON

  • 06.12.2008 1:31 PM PDT

zombies like brains

  • 06.12.2008 3:07 PM PDT

What up wid it vanilla face?

1. 90% of the time, I'm right all the time.

2. Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards.

  • 06.12.2008 3:45 PM PDT

its hard to press the easy button.

  • 06.12.2008 7:15 PM PDT
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Allons-y!

Apparently it has to be real so:

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.
and
A Barrel Roll dodges EVERYTHING.

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  • 06.12.2008 7:23 PM PDT

"By manipulating a few genes of a virus, researchers at MIT have been able to get this virus to grow and assemble itself in such a way that it functions as a battery!"Dont ask me how viruses have genes since viruses are non-living particles. But non the less this fact must be true since it was found on the.. INTERNET.. ZOMG

  • 06.12.2008 7:33 PM PDT
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The roflknife commands blood.
im not the most most fluffy person on Earth, but im more fluffyish that the most fluffy person in the world (Chuck Norris).
There is a 22.71209% chance ill have a waffle in a day.
Brown Sugar is the best flavor pop tart.
I can name more bands that you.
"Get Drunk On Milk" is a song by the band Freezepop.
This is the best forum topic on bungie.net w00t!
Leet Speak was invinted by Chuck Noris
Chuck Norris is leet.
Chuck Norris is ranked 17554th of fluffyishness.
Fluffyish is the word of the day.
Chuck Norris loves you.
Chuck Norris has a ROFLCOPTER!!!
Chuck Norris agrees with me that the movie "You Dont Mess With The Zohan" is a horrible movie/
Chuck Norris is better than Adam Sandler
Chuck Norris hates you.
Chuck norris saw Indiana Jones first
Chuck Norris is Hitler.
Hitler Hates You.
Hitler Loves you.
Hitler is listening to Woflmother right now.
Hitler ated my cookies.
I would type more but Hitler teamed up on me with Chuck Norris and made me stop, so ill se ya next time! w00t!


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  • 06.12.2008 7:40 PM PDT
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i think i pooped.

  • 06.12.2008 7:45 PM PDT
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SILENCE MERE "MEMBER." DID I BEQUEATH UPON YOU THE PERMISSION TO SPEAK??? I THINK NOT!!!!!!!

Haha, just kiddin...
Not really, now go get me some juice.
NOOB

-blam!- jiggling thunder -blam!-

  • 06.12.2008 7:58 PM PDT
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There have been several reported cases of people dieing by popping their own necks (you know, craning, cracking, stretching...).

This will sometimes happen accidentally at a chiropractor if they adjust your neck too far and sever and artery in the neck. It is called a chiropractic stroke.

  • 06.12.2008 8:59 PM PDT

Designed with you in mind.

There are more tiny little creatures living in your mouth (especially at night) than there are people on planet Earth.

  • 06.12.2008 10:40 PM PDT

Lightbulbs and minivans.

  • 06.12.2008 11:13 PM PDT

I'll kill you with a pistol.

not all oranges are orange

  • 06.12.2008 11:29 PM PDT

c|_|Care mug begs to differ.

therewillbecake@aperturescience.com

cocodriles can spend a whole year without eating anything since their last meal

CRITICAL DIET

Also, If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris does has more money than you.



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  • 06.12.2008 11:30 PM PDT

"I am drunk, drunk is me.
I am drunk WOOOO!!!
I am drunk, drunk is me.
I am drunk WOOOO!!!"

Psychostick, Beer song.

!!!ALERT!!! THERE IS A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH PURPLE !!!ALERT!!!

The word is Curpel (Curple). It is an old fashioned name for what is now commonly known as a Croup.

A Croup is the name for the bit of a horse that is above the Tail but further back than where you would put the saddle i.e The highest point of the horses bum. This word may not be in the Oxford dictionary but it IS a real word...

So HA.

  • 06.13.2008 8:08 AM PDT
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot(or any drugs in general). If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

<3 Jesus

in alaska it is ileagal to look at a moose from an airplane.

  • 06.13.2008 8:15 AM PDT

"Lets just say hes a couple hippies short of a protest"(TM)

SIP FTW!!! Join SIP for help with all your Halo achievement related needs

there is a fungis in asia called "yowanahumpa"

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  • 06.13.2008 6:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Reisyukaku
"By manipulating a few genes of a virus, researchers at MIT have been able to get this virus to grow and assemble itself in such a way that it functions as a battery!"Dont ask me how viruses have genes since viruses are non-living particles. But non the less this fact must be true since it was found on the.. INTERNET.. ZOMG

They have genes, but they are considered non living because they do not have cells and a few other of the characteristics of life.

  • 06.13.2008 6:11 PM PDT
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im a mythic, what ever that means

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  • 06.13.2008 6:11 PM PDT
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Did you know that John Harrington, and Thomas Crapper Made the toilet!
John and Crapper.
BRB I gotta use the john to take a crap...

  • 06.13.2008 6:39 PM PDT
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whales ejaculate about 1000 gallons of sperm

  • 06.13.2008 6:44 PM PDT
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11 is actually louder than 10

  • 06.13.2008 8:41 PM PDT

Wait, you actually checked this?

Will you be my friend?

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is an actual, grammatically correct sentence.

  • 06.13.2008 8:53 PM PDT