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i did it for the lulz

there are three types of peopl in the world those who can count and those who cant

[Edited on 06.17.2008 10:43 AM PDT]

  • 06.17.2008 10:42 AM PDT
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You spend an average of 8 weeks of your life at traffic lights.

The average londoner is caught on camera over 300 times a day.

  • 06.17.2008 10:59 AM PDT
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do you know girls have a -blam!- and boys have a -blam!-e lol

  • 06.17.2008 11:03 AM PDT

furry woodland creature with a mask

its illegal to fish in the chicago river in ur pajamas

  • 06.17.2008 12:12 PM PDT

Bananas are yellow and brown sometimes.

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in vermont it is illegal to wisthel (icantspell4s***) underwater
in alaska it is illegal to push a moose out of a plane
it is illegal to carry a lion on top of a cab
i knows i tried

  • 06.17.2008 12:40 PM PDT

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chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
when chuck norris wants popcorn he breathes on nebraska

  • 06.17.2008 5:13 PM PDT

Thomas Edison, the inventor of the light bulb, was afraid of the dark

  • 06.17.2008 5:14 PM PDT
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*Nibbles on Waffle*

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Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.
The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.
The Bible, the world’s best-selling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book.
People who drink coffee are less likely to commit suicide than people who don’t.
The collecting of beer mats (coasters) is called tegestology.
Cat urine glows under a black-light.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand, or attempted to do so.

  • 06.17.2008 7:45 PM PDT

[Enter extremely funny joke here]

I. Like. POTATOES!

  • 06.17.2008 7:52 PM PDT
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whale vomit is worth more then gold

when it floats up to the surface it solidifies creating ambergris(sp?) wich is used to create fancy perfume

  • 06.17.2008 7:55 PM PDT

Jesus loves you, even if you don't believe it.

Some cat just upgraded my ram.

  • 06.17.2008 8:01 PM PDT

In Ireland they dont believe in Leperchauns

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*Nibbles on Waffle*

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Posted by: gladspartan117
there are three types of peopl in the world those who can count and those who cant
Wait what?

  • 06.17.2008 8:10 PM PDT

Posted by: HaloTimes2
Posted by: gladspartan117
there are three types of peopl in the world those who can count and those who cant
Wait what?
Thats the point of the joke.

  • 06.17.2008 8:11 PM PDT
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"Let The World Be My Witness"

Chuck Norris can belive its not butter

  • 06.17.2008 10:30 PM PDT
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top this:
You know what SPAM is right? the food spam?
it was made in the late 30's to help the allies in WW2 before U.S. joined in. Normally delivered by air dropping in crates
Well one of the final U.S deaths in the U.S/Japan conflict was NOT caused by Kamikaze fliers or gunshots...it was a can of spam that fell out of a crate during a drop that killed him.
POW, right in the kisser, literally.

  • 06.17.2008 10:35 PM PDT

"Slushies are the frag grenades of food fights"
"flourescent lightbulbs make poor drumsticks"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"
"Head wounds suck"
"I need CoD 4 like a sex addict needs hookers"
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

cold-blooded animals are extremely camoflauged when viewed with infra-red.
British pound coins make a much different noise than most coins.
The international space station travels nearly 5 miles per second.
2 stealth bombers are roughly the same cost as a nimitz class aircraft carrier.
Real Rolex watches don't make ticking noises.
a space shuttles engine during takeoff provides more than 1,500,000 horsepower.

  • 06.17.2008 10:47 PM PDT

Pie.

In Idaho it's illegal for a man to give someone he likes a box of candy weighing less than 50 pounds O_o

  • 06.17.2008 10:48 PM PDT
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Vicunas are in the Camelid family (alongside Camels, Llamas, Alpacas and a 4th thing that starts witha G) Vicunas are smaller and more aggressive then its close relatives. Its fur is also much more rare and valuable, its softer and better quality then that of the Llama.

These storys have to be general knowledge we had BEFORE reading this thread right? (cos quickly finding random facts off of other sites = cheating) Im glad i know this Vicuna information, you never know when it will come in handy...

[Edited on 06.18.2008 3:25 AM PDT]

  • 06.18.2008 3:23 AM PDT

MLG is for kids that are too fat to excel at real sports

New Flood the home of all things random

OMG, gaming for the fun of it.

George Best is god!

  • 06.18.2008 3:32 AM PDT
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Deviation Error:
top this:
You know what SPAM is right? the food spam?
it was made in the late 30's to help the allies in WW2 before U.S. joined in. Normally delivered by air dropping in crates
Well one of the final U.S deaths in the U.S/Japan conflict was NOT caused by Kamikaze fliers or gunshots...it was a can of spam that fell out of a crate during a drop that killed him.
POW, right in the kisser, literally.


The moral of this story- Spam kills, which is why /b/ is dying.

  • 06.18.2008 3:49 AM PDT

When a warning label tells you not to do something rather stupid, it usually means someone's already done it before. For example, "do not put hand in lawn mover", or "meant for external use only".

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, it's too bad he never cries.

[Edited on 06.18.2008 1:44 PM PDT]

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Chuck norris dosnt consider it s3x if the girl survives

CHUCK NORRIS ONCE DID A MAN NOT BECAUSE HE IS -blam!- BUT HE RAN OUT OF WOMEN

  • 06.18.2008 12:33 PM PDT