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Hitler did it for the lulz.

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  • 06.18.2008 12:59 PM PDT
Subject: Say the most random fact to win prizes!
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i hate girls who hate boys who hate girls who hate boys who hate girls who hate boys who hate girls who hate boys who hate girls who hate boys who hate girls who hate boys who hate girls who hate boys that masturbaet and raep peopls

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  • 06.18.2008 2:00 PM PDT

FINALLY A BREAK IN THE WEATHAH

Ever since my cats got a chemical bath, they smell like bubblegum lollipops.

I love kittens.

No, Elvis was not the very first of Rock n' Roll.

The N-azis looked towards the Jewish as a race rather than a religion.

I have a cat named JoeJoe.

I am part Canadian.

I like digital clocks more than analog clocks.

A few days ago, a massive storm hit the house I live in.

My dog (8 yr old Rottweiler) is afraid of my two 1 yr old tabby cats.

This is the tenth fact of this post!

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  • 06.18.2008 6:34 PM PDT

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law states that when making hamburgers you can use every animal part but the feet.
plus 10% of a Mcdonalds hamburger have is made of worm protein.

  • 06.18.2008 6:47 PM PDT

If you press 5 and then press shift + 5 you get 5%!

  • 06.19.2008 12:07 AM PDT

Chickens..well..they can't fly. Sorry. Thats why we eat them.

  • 06.19.2008 12:12 AM PDT
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In Cornwall it's legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow after dark.

(I think it's cornwall)

  • 06.19.2008 2:29 AM PDT
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1.The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

2.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

3.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

4."I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

5.A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

6.The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

7.A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

8.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

9.More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

10.Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

11.If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

12.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

13.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

14.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

15.TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

16.If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

17.The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

18.A snail can sleep for 3 years.

19.China has more English speakers than the United States.

20.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

21.Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

22.The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

23.Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

24.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

25.Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

26.Cat's urine glows under a black light.

27.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

28.Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

29.Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

30.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

31.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

33.The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

34.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

35.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

36.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

37.Polar bears are left-handed.

38.The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

39.A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

40.Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

41.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

42.Starfish haven't got brains.

43.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

44.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

45.The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

46.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

47.There are more chickens than people in the world.

48.Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

49.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
"screeched."

50.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

51."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

52.Almonds are members of the peach family.

53.There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

54.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

55.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

56.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

57.In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time
displayed on a watch is 10:10.

58.A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

59.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

60.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

61.In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

62.The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."

63.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

64.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

65.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.


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  • 06.19.2008 7:43 AM PDT

I love you.

-blam!- thread

  • 06.19.2008 7:44 AM PDT

This is probably the longest thread in the Flood

  • 06.19.2008 7:49 AM PDT

lol i see wot u did there nicccceeee
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10 out of 7 people don't understand fractions.

  • 06.19.2008 7:58 AM PDT

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More people die playing golf than any other sport because the old people have strokes and heart attacks.

  • 06.19.2008 8:11 AM PDT
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Attilla the Hun got really drunk at a party, fell unconcious on a table upside down so the blood flowed to his lungs, and then he drowned on his own blood, resulting in death.

  • 06.19.2008 8:27 AM PDT

More people are killed by pigs than by sharks annually!

  • 06.19.2008 8:36 AM PDT
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90 percent of people with tatoos on there faces commit suicide

  • 06.19.2008 8:38 AM PDT
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I play for keeps.

Giraffes have no vocal chords.

  • 06.19.2008 8:49 AM PDT
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john beaverhousin

  • 06.19.2008 8:58 AM PDT
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Never Gonna Give You Up By Rick Astly was written for a guy

  • 06.19.2008 11:24 AM PDT
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A pie is a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough shell that covers or completely contains a filling of fruit, meat, fish, vegetables, cheeses, creams, chocolate, custards, nuts, or other sweet or savoury ingredients.

  • 06.19.2008 11:26 AM PDT

Sometimes when I look at the moon at night, my mind embraces the thought of a love so vivid and true that I almost believe it is real. Then, due to my delusions, I am forced back into reality and begin to indulge myself in real life vices such as chocolates and German board games to get that once natural high.

I asked for four sandwiches yesterday night.

  • 06.19.2008 11:34 AM PDT
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Statistically, the most dangerous drivers in the world are Chinese, driving green cars.



Also known as tanks

  • 06.19.2008 12:49 PM PDT

50% of all statistics are made up.

  • 06.19.2008 1:05 PM PDT
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I have a -blam-!

  • 06.19.2008 1:06 PM PDT

I like eggs

  • 06.19.2008 2:04 PM PDT
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Vaccines cause autism, I'm living proof.

38 people died in the time it took to type this post.

  • 06.19.2008 4:17 PM PDT