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Master Chief uses MJOLNIR brand condoms.

  • 06.23.2008 1:09 AM PDT

I am The Don, and by the time you do see me, it will already be too late for your sorry self!!!

70% of statistics are made up.

  • 06.23.2008 1:11 AM PDT
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Owning the Covenant since 2001.

Grunts like Master Chief Action Figures!

  • 06.23.2008 2:21 AM PDT
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if my aunt had balls shed be my uncle

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The Hulk developed a gland that allows him to breathe underwater at one point.

Penny Arcade's Tycho has an affinity for longnecked animals.

It only takes lions six seconds to mate. However, they will do it 40 or so time a day.

Recon Number 45 is actually a cyborg who's brain is melded with the forums and monitors it constantly.

  • 06.23.2008 2:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: xXballa123Xx
1.The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

2.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

3.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

4."I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

5.A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

6.The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

7.A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

8.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

9.More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

10.Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

11.If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

12.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

13.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

14.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

15.TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

16.If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

17.The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

18.A snail can sleep for 3 years.

19.China has more English speakers than the United States.

20.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

21.Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

22.The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

23.Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

24.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

25.Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

26.Cat's urine glows under a black light.

27.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

28.Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

29.Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

30.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

31.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

33.The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

34.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

35.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

36.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

37.Polar bears are left-handed.

38.The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

39.A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

40.Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

41.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

42.Starfish haven't got brains.

43.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

44.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

45.The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

46.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

47.There are more chickens than people in the world.

48.Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

49.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
"screeched."

50.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

51."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

52.Almonds are members of the peach family.

53.There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

54.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

55.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

56.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

57.In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time
displayed on a watch is 10:10.

58.A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

59.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

60.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

61.In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

62.The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."

63.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

64.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

65.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.


you literaly almost used half of the characters in this only 61 off

  • 06.23.2008 2:54 AM PDT
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Guess who.

chocolate is tasty ;P

  • 06.23.2008 11:26 AM PDT
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Team 'Also Known As'.

Some people think that me and my teamates must be overweight and have no friends due to how good we are.
Here is proof that we are all physically fit and we are all ladies men
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Did you know that if everybody in China... jumped up into the air at the same time and landed at the same time it would knock the earth off orbit :-) and kill us all ... so dont be bad China !!!

  • 06.23.2008 12:46 PM PDT
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piss and tears are made up of the same chemicals, ur mom jokes are overused, Halo 3 is awsome, lava on the inside of the earth is called magma,

  • 06.23.2008 1:00 PM PDT
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La Li Lu Le Lo

fact....i dont care.

  • 06.23.2008 2:50 PM PDT

You can drink your own piss in needs of survival.

P**** enlargers don't work.

The flood don't mate, they, yah....

My dog just took a shat.

  • 06.23.2008 4:11 PM PDT
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My name is Inago Montoya.

You Killed My Father.

Prepare to Die.

  • 06.23.2008 6:40 PM PDT

9/10 americans say that 1/10 americans will disagree with the other nine

  • 06.23.2008 6:43 PM PDT

My name's not actually Max. I got stuck with my brother's username somehow, so he made a different name and stuck to The Flood.

SHABENYA FTW!
donanaphone
bananaphone
so i herd u lieks teh mudkipz?
I LIKE CAKE
lulz
what substance is fire?
Truth died???? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

  • 06.23.2008 8:50 PM PDT

- SVV33T SAUC3

male seahorses give birh!!!!!!!lawllawlalwlalwlalwllallwllalalwwllawalwllalololol olollolowloalowlaowloawoawolololaowolaowlowoaoawlolaowlaolwol waoawlowalwaolawolwaolalawoawloawlaolwaolawlawlmaoolololololo lololololololololololololololoolololololo):):):):):):):):):)

  • 06.23.2008 8:57 PM PDT
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the rain is wet.

  • 06.23.2008 11:26 PM PDT
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f^ck you...

i win! -blam!-es

  • 06.24.2008 12:19 AM PDT

The state of Ohio has no natural lakes

  • 06.24.2008 12:36 AM PDT

Stageron

I'm not wearing pants.

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Phil Mickelson signs more autographs in a day than Tiger Woods does in a year. Or so I heard.

If Federer wins Wimbledon again this time, it'll be his sixth consecutive Wimbledon.

  • 06.24.2008 1:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: ntrance42
Did you know it was illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in Lexington?
I live in lexington!!

  • 06.24.2008 1:39 AM PDT
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The average jet tanker can hold approximatley 3,867 gallons of fuel

  • 06.24.2008 6:59 AM PDT
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I know what you do

cuz i do it to

the people in the flood have no lives?

  • 06.24.2008 7:01 AM PDT

i did it for the lulz

50% of these facts are made up to win prizes

  • 06.24.2008 8:12 AM PDT