- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
A -blam!- dude:
1. You pop a boner during a class when the teacher is right next to you.
2. You listen to Simple Plan.
3. You think that trendy clothes are awsome...you get your FABULOUS clothes at the GAP, where cool people get their clothes.
4. You use AOL talk.
5. You buy pre-faded jeans.
6. You talk how the new movie had a splendid (watch the wording, straight dudes do not use some of the words) plot and thought that they should be on some -blam!-gy awards show, I.E. Golden Globe.
7. You watch the Grammys and thougth that Beyonce' should've gotten all the awards.
8. You think -blam!- Eye for the Straight Guy is a FABULOUS show.
9. You think Garfield is cute.
What a regular dude would do:
1. You pop a boner next to a chick and be proud of it.
2. You wear whatever the hell you want.
3. You watched Catwoman for the Halle Berry.
4. You hate the Grammys, and MTV.
5. You want to burn the mother-blam!-s at MTV for canceling jackass
6. You want to kill that -blam!- anchor on that one show.
7. You think that all the -blam!-s in Friends should die.
8. You watch Comedy Central.
9. You think that Family Guy and/or South Park is awsome.
10. You want to burn Garfield.
[Edited on 1/20/2005 6:29:43 PM]