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Subject: Halo 2 is my girlfriend.
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Poll: Should we have Elites, Brutes, ect..  [closed]
Have music cds with Elites moaning WORT WORT WORT:  29%
(2 Votes)
Brute Parlors.. with "happy" endings. :  14%
(1 Votes)
Elites Bars. Bare Skin and all. :  43%
(3 Votes)
Jackels Escorts. $500 a night.:  0%
(0 Votes)
Grunts S& M:  0%
(0 Votes)
Forcefully & Lovingly rip off Hunters Armor:  0%
(0 Votes)
Spartan Girl, She can rip you into pieces big boy.:  14%
(1 Votes)
The Battle Rifle 3-Way baby:  0%
(0 Votes)
Total Votes: 7

Why are Elites so hawt? Can anyone explain? If you have anymore ideas please pop them in! Halo 3 may be the best game evar.

I re-edited the title. Because Elites are soooo hawt and because I will never get a girlfriend.

[Edited on 1/20/2005 9:35:22 PM]

  • 01.20.2005 8:33 PM PDT
Subject: DOODS! Elites are HAW3T! I have ideas for Halo 3. Revolutionary Fan...
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Die. Slowly and Painfully, please.

  • 01.20.2005 8:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Die. Slowly and Painfully, please.


I don't know why, but I had to post this. It was in my head for a while. I can't stop looking at Elites and thinking strange things..

[Edited on 1/20/2005 8:42:01 PM]

  • 01.20.2005 8:39 PM PDT
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Search for help. Quick.

  • 01.20.2005 8:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Die. Slowly and Painfully, please.

Oh come now. Let us humour him. it is late and I am...feeling strange.

  • 01.20.2005 8:47 PM PDT
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I hate you...

  • 01.20.2005 9:14 PM PDT
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It is cause of the gigantic package and the crotch plate I bet.

I would like to see more Covanent culture...though this isn't the way to go about it...

  • 01.20.2005 9:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spinkycleft
It is cause of the gigantic package and the crotch plate I bet.

I would like to see more Covanent culture...though this isn't the way to go about it...


I don't know what is wrong with me, I think I've been playing Halo 2 too much I guess, but I don't care. I really want a Elite to go Wort Wort Wort with his/her big Covenant Plasma Sword all over me.

  • 01.20.2005 9:26 PM PDT
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...I hate you...

  • 01.20.2005 9:29 PM PDT

Posted by: MasterRoshiX
but I don't care. I really want a Elite to go Wort Wort Wort with his/her big Covenant Plasma Sword all over me.


[color=red]DOES NOT COMPUTE[/color]

  • 01.20.2005 9:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MasterRoshiX
but I don't care. I really want a Elite to go Wort Wort Wort with his/her big Covenant Plasma Sword all over me.


[color=red]DOES NOT COMPUTE[/color]


Yeah, all the Elites are male and -blam!-, I believe. Just check the legendary clip at the end on original Halo...the Elite grabs the marine's ass...not to mention I heard that if you stare at an Elite too long in campaign with the Arbiter, he says "Arbiter...I...I...I think you're cute too..." or something to that effect.

Game designers had too much fun with the Elites...

Edit: O yeah, forgot what I was ganna say to topic. You, sir, have too much time to think and have too perverted a mind, or at least let your mind run free too much. Stop thinking and go to a sweatshop in China or something =)

[Edited on 1/20/2005 9:38:48 PM]

  • 01.20.2005 9:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MasterRoshiX
but I don't care. I really want a Elite to go Wort Wort Wort with his/her big Covenant Plasma Sword all over me.


[color=red]DOES NOT COMPUTE[/color]


I guess all Elites are male? I don't know, and I don't care. Cortana was my girlfriend. But Elites are so hawter.

  • 01.20.2005 9:38 PM PDT
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Scary...

"Elites Bars. Bare Skin and all." That one was funny to me...hey...stop looking at me like that...stop it...*hides in a corner*

  • 01.20.2005 9:51 PM PDT
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I know you guys think I'm kidding or joking but I'm not, your the only guys that know that Cortona was my girlfriend. I Zoom in on her in some levels when you can and I just look at her for hours and hours. My dream is to get 4 TVs, 4 XBoxes and 4 copies of Halo 2, so I can look at 4 Elites at the same time. I know you can do that in multiplayer!.

But I want for separate big TVs too look at my beloved Elite. Arbiter loves me face it and I love Arbiter.

  • 01.20.2005 10:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterRoshiX
Why are Elites so hawt? Can anyone explain? If you have anymore ideas please pop them in! Halo 3 may be the best game evar.

I re-edited the title. Because Elites are soooo hawt and because I will never get a girlfriend.


I pray that you're just one of those people who is a total lameass who has nothing better to do with his time then go onto internet message boards and post freakish crap because he likes the attention he gets. I'm sincerely hoping that, because it means that you just need to make some real friends and then you'll be relatively normal.

If not...I feel sorry for the world. It's kids like you who make our national test scores so low.

  • 01.20.2005 10:17 PM PDT
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could you just die now, please?

  • 01.20.2005 11:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterRoshiX
I know you guys think I'm kidding or joking but I'm not, your the only guys that know that Cortona was my girlfriend. I Zoom in on her in some levels when you can and I just look at her for hours and hours. My dream is to get 4 TVs, 4 XBoxes and 4 copies of Halo 2, so I can look at 4 Elites at the same time. I know you can do that in multiplayer!.

But I want for separate big TVs too look at my beloved Elite. Arbiter loves me face it and I love Arbiter.


Im eating here, ya sick freak!
Go get a life!

I picture you like that guy on the LE dvd at the lan party, big, fat pasty, red hair sais something like "hi im *wierd internet name* the one you all know and love"
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  • 01.20.2005 11:28 PM PDT
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AND STOP CHECKING OUT MY AVATAR

  • 01.20.2005 11:30 PM PDT
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I can recommend a good psychiatrist....*laughs hysterically*...how about ObbiQuiet?

Seriously, if you pop a boner at an elite, you need to die. Fast. Before I come back.

  • 01.21.2005 12:10 AM PDT
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just by carfull of the cooling fins in the back, they get kind of hot.

  • 01.21.2005 4:32 AM PDT
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Grab a tank and a whole lotta tranquilizer.
we're taking this guy down

  • 01.21.2005 5:08 AM PDT
Subject: DOODS! Elites are HAW3T! I have ideas for Halo 3. Revolutionary Fan...

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i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MasterRoshiX
but I don't care. I really want a Elite to go Wort Wort Wort with his/her big Covenant Plasma Sword all over me.


[color=red]DOES NOT COMPUTE[/color]


This just keeps getting worse, and worse...

  • 01.21.2005 6:41 AM PDT
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correction: your mom is my girlfriend

  • 01.21.2005 7:23 AM PDT

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