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I went to peking chinese buffet yesterday and i got a fortune cookie that reads "Your love of gardening will take on new meaning in your life" WTF?

  • 01.21.2005 5:32 AM PDT
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you will be killed by the Amish on your 21st birthday.

i still fear that day.

  • 01.21.2005 5:34 AM PDT

"This cookie will come out undigested."

  • 01.21.2005 5:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: Zone_Hunter1
you will be killed by the Amish on your 21st birthday.

i still fear that day.


At least it didnt say you would turn amish...

  • 01.21.2005 5:39 AM PDT
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that's the thing. it never specified MY death.
i hope it doesn't come to that.

  • 01.21.2005 5:40 AM PDT
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That would be cool if they had negative messages in them, because people would be more curious. Like, "You just ate a lot of sugar, grease, fat, and cholesterol."

  • 01.21.2005 5:41 AM PDT
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do you need a license to operate a horse and buggy?

  • 01.21.2005 5:42 AM PDT

"You will find love on Flag Day."

;-)

  • 01.21.2005 6:15 AM PDT

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i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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"This cookie was made of glass"

  • 01.21.2005 6:38 AM PDT
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"that wasn't chicken"....

  • 01.21.2005 7:21 AM PDT