- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: homcom
I got one for you guys
There were to farmers, bob and joe. They were good men, and not a whole lot got to them, save for one man: their landlord sven. Sven was always extremely unfair to them, and always pestered them about this, or that. So one day Joe and Bob decided to make fun of sven a little. They modified their scarecrow to make it look like sven.
At first it was just a joke, but as time passes they started to take their anger with sven out on the scarecrow. Yelling at it, beating it, the whole nine yards. Sometimes after that, they would even dance with it, making fun of Sven. When one day, while joe and bob were working out in the fields, Joe swore he saw the scarecrow jerk just a little bit.
Bob told him that was nonsence, it was just the wind or something. But later that day Bob thought he saw it jerk as well. They thought they should stop work early and cool off, they must have been seeing things. However, while they were inside, they both heard a strange noise coming from the field. It was a strange sort of yelp.
They both went out and took a long, hard look at the scarecrow of Sven. It seemed normal enough. They decided they would take it inside the house. They looked it up, and they looked it down, but it seemed like a plain ol' scarecrow. But that night both of the men were sure they saw it almost stand up for half a second out of the corners of their visions. They decided to hit the hay early, after all tommorow was the day they had to head in to town to turn in all thier crops. Neither of them slept to well that night.
The next morning they were eager to set off, and left extra early. They were happy to be on the road and away from the scarecrow, some time away would clear their nerves, and they would see on their return that nothing was wrong.
About 1 hour into their trip, Joe realized they had left one of their busshels of corn. They need that corn for trade, otherwise they wouldn't be able to make it through winter. Neither one of the men really wanted to go back to the house, so they drew straws. Bob lost and had to head back to the house. Bob told Joe to keep going, and that he would catch up. What did he have to worry about?
After about another hour, Joe Took out the binoculars to check on Bob's progress. He saw the scarecrow on the roof, dancing with a bloody skin.
what do you think?
Posted by: homcom
I got one for you guys
There were to farmers, bob and joe. They were good men, and not a whole lot got to them, save for one man: their landlord sven. Sven was always extremely unfair to them, and always pestered them about this, or that. So one day Joe and Bob decided to make fun of sven a little. They modified their scarecrow to make it look like sven.
At first it was just a joke, but as time passes they started to take their anger with sven out on the scarecrow. Yelling at it, beating it, the whole nine yards. Sometimes after that, they would even dance with it, making fun of Sven. When one day, while joe and bob were working out in the fields, Joe swore he saw the scarecrow jerk just a little bit.
Bob told him that was nonsence, it was just the wind or something. But later that day Bob thought he saw it jerk as well. They thought they should stop work early and cool off, they must have been seeing things. However, while they were inside, they both heard a strange noise coming from the field. It was a strange sort of yelp.
They both went out and took a long, hard look at the scarecrow of Sven. It seemed normal enough. They decided they would take it inside the house. They looked it up, and they looked it down, but it seemed like a plain ol' scarecrow. But that night both of the men were sure they saw it almost stand up for half a second out of the corners of their visions. They decided to hit the hay early, after all tommorow was the day they had to head in to town to turn in all thier crops. Neither of them slept to well that night.
The next morning they were eager to set off, and left extra early. They were happy to be on the road and away from the scarecrow, some time away would clear their nerves, and they would see on their return that nothing was wrong.
About 1 hour into their trip, Joe realized they had left one of their busshels of corn. They need that corn for trade, otherwise they wouldn't be able to make it through winter. Neither one of the men really wanted to go back to the house, so they drew straws. Bob lost and had to head back to the house. Bob told Joe to keep going, and that he would catch up. What did he have to worry about?
After about another hour, Joe Took out the binoculars to check on Bob's progress. He saw the scarecrow on the roof, dancing with a bloody skin.
what do you think?
i once read that one