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  • 12.23.2008 5:37 AM PDT

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  • 12.23.2008 11:00 AM PDT
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Well, one time, no one was at my house, and I heard this knocing on the back window, then a girl screamed.

A bunch of my neighbors heard the scream to, and we called the police, but the never showed up.

W00T! 777th post!

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  • 12.23.2008 11:10 AM PDT
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I thought this was very ironic, not scary......


A man driving home from work decides to stop at a 7-11 for cigarettes. Since he'll only be in the store for a few minutes, he decides there would be no harm in leaving the engine running. As the man enters the store he notices that there are a few people in line, but thinks nothing of the delay.

After buying his cigarettes, the man returns to the parking lot to find his car stolen. He had left his wallet in the glove box. Devastated, he notifies the police, files a report and eventually returns home to explain to his wife what happened.

A day or so later, the man comes home from work (in a rented car) only to find his car sitting in the driveway! He quickly assesses that there is no visible damage, and there is an envelope sitting on the driver's seat. He opens the envelope and reads a note which was inside:

"Sir, I apologize from the bottom of my heart for stealing your car, but I had a medical emergency and had no choice. To make up for any inconvenience to you, I've left you four tickets to this weekend's Double Header at Shea Stadium. These are excellent seats and I hope that it can make up for any trouble I may have caused you or your family."

Being a big Mets fan, the man is very excited and runs into the house to tell his wife and two sons they all have tickets to the big game.

The day arrives and the man packs up his family and heads to the ball game. After the game ends (several hours later) the man and his family return home to find that they have been robbed. The entire house is virtually empty!

As it turns out, this was the car thief's plan all along — to get the man's home address, keys, and to get him out of the house for a few hours. The thief got his address from the registration in the glove box and had assumed he was a baseball fan from the Mets bumper sticker on his car. Pictures in the man's wallet gave away the fact that he had two sons and would need four tickets in order for the house to be empty.

  • 12.23.2008 12:29 PM PDT
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nice stories...

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DAMN that's some good stuff. clown and red eye/pale ghost ones actually got me scared and made me look around in case something was there. nightmare factoid was also good, but the violent/grotesque stories just make me wanna see or read about it in more detail.

  • 12.24.2008 9:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: DSR Pie
The tale of the weird white monster thingy when i was 7
true story**

One night when i was a kid i had a dream that this big white monster was chasing me around in a circle. The next day i went to McDoanlds and got a toy. The toy had a white monster chasing a boy around in a circle when you twisted a blue thing. duh duh duh duhh frekay!!
a white monster thingy?

  • 12.28.2008 5:17 AM PDT
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true story : I was sitting playing on my xbox when suddenly i hear a loud rumble kinda like a earthquake so i look out and in the sky i see this black jet fly past my house the scary thing was it was about 7:00 clock and it wasnt very far in the sky then the next day i go in to school tell my mate what happened and he said he heard it to... i was so freaked out at the time

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  • 12.28.2008 5:24 AM PDT
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ive heard that one before :)

  • 12.28.2008 5:28 AM PDT
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ROFL XD

  • 12.28.2008 5:31 AM PDT
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You know damn well you can't trust what a man says about the length of his wii.

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That's what camping trips are for ;)

Posted by: Bluestreak360
Uh, this one time, I went to make a sandwich and there was no bread left... :O scared face

OH TEH NOES!!11!!111

  • 12.29.2008 7:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Navaha42
You know damn well you can't trust what a man says about the length of his wii.

Posted by: NoChumpLoveSuka
That's what camping trips are for ;)

Posted by: Majorajors
Creepy Pasta.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

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  • 12.29.2008 7:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ark0800

heres something for you.

Forgotton

two skiers were going down a mountain, they were normal teenagers enjoying their christmas vacation. One of them spotted smoke and decided that they should cheak it out. the other agreed and they went in that direction.

Soon they came across a small house. The door was flung wide open and heat was escaping the house. The skiers put their gear down and went inside to see if the inhabatants were alright. "HELLO! IS ANYONE HERE!?" one said. No answer. They went threw the house. One screamed out in horror. His friend came running into what would have been a nice bedroom. The only problem was that the room was coated in blood and organs.

One walked out and threw up on the floor and the other just gazzed in horror at the sight in the room. "lets get the hell out of here", "agreeded". They both ran out of the room. When the reach the door their hearts almost stopped. A large spike was rammed threw the door keeping it closed and words were writen in blood on the door. It read "you came to place and now your lives are mine to be ride of....." they saw the haed of the owner of the house gazing up at them mouth open and blood covered. They hear a low growl from behinde them. Both turned slowly and saw a figure standing in the room with them. It was wereing a large blood red hooded robe, spikes running down its bake and forming a cluster on its upper back, and the two most horrable glowing red eyes and deadly teeth were the last things they saw and a horrable deep laugh was the last thing they heard before the creature crushed their heads in an exploshion of gore.

"welcome to hell........ " the creature growled.

The thing from the village...?

  • 12.29.2008 7:28 AM PDT
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pretty good man keep thinkin like that and u gonna be rich!

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A little boy was in the bathroom with a mirror his parents heard a scream and found him dead with blood all over.the police soon saw and caught the murderer.


Three years later a boy is brushing is teeth he looks in the mirror and sees the boy who had been murdered with a knife.Later the boy was found dead.....with the murdered boy next to him a smirk on his dead face.

It is said that if you saw the murdered boy's name you will have the same fate

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  • 12.30.2008 12:53 PM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories! *more stories page 30, 12.8.08*

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statues: freaked me out the most

  • 01.01.2009 9:09 PM PDT
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wow sucks to be him

  • 01.01.2009 9:12 PM PDT

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makes me scared to go to the bathroom!

  • 01.01.2009 9:27 PM PDT

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I thought this was very ironic, not scary......


A man driving home from work decides to stop at a 7-11 for cigarettes. Since he'll only be in the store for a few minutes, he decides there would be no harm in leaving the engine running. As the man enters the store he notices that there are a few people in line, but thinks nothing of the delay.

After buying his cigarettes, the man returns to the parking lot to find his car stolen. He had left his wallet in the glove box. Devastated, he notifies the police, files a report and eventually returns home to explain to his wife what happened.

A day or so later, the man comes home from work (in a rented car) only to find his car sitting in the driveway! He quickly assesses that there is no visible damage, and there is an envelope sitting on the driver's seat. He opens the envelope and reads a note which was inside:

"Sir, I apologize from the bottom of my heart for stealing your car, but I had a medical emergency and had no choice. To make up for any inconvenience to you, I've left you four tickets to this weekend's Double Header at Shea Stadium. These are excellent seats and I hope that it can make up for any trouble I may have caused you or your family."

Being a big Mets fan, the man is very excited and runs into the house to tell his wife and two sons they all have tickets to the big game.

The day arrives and the man packs up his family and heads to the ball game. After the game ends (several hours later) the man and his family return home to find that they have been robbed. The entire house is virtually empty!

As it turns out, this was the car thief's plan all along — to get the man's home address, keys, and to get him out of the house for a few hours. The thief got his address from the registration in the glove box and had assumed he was a baseball fan from the Mets bumper sticker on his car. Pictures in the man's wallet gave away the fact that he had two sons and would need four tickets in order for the house to be empty.
Not scary, but damn clever.

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Marvel

August 7, 1999.
A man and his wife are in a hotel after attending a pets convention. There dog, Marvel, is sleeping next to their bed. As Jack, the husband, was flipping through the channels, he heard a light scratching sound on his window. He ignored it, thinking it was a racoon or something. A few minutes later, the scratching got louder. It was so loud, his wife, Saundra, woke up. Jack approached the door, cautiously, as Saundra held Marvel close to her. Jack opened the door, only to see nothing there. Marvel, however, must have seen something, because he ran out the door in attempt to catch whatever was scratching on the window earlier, Jack came running after him. When Saundra tried to accompany Jack, he told her to stay in the Hotel. As soon as Jack got to the end of the hall he heard the door of his Hotel room slam shut. He quickly turned around and ran as fast as he could back to his room. When he got to the door, it was locked shut, screaming could be heard from inside. Jack tried for minutes to open the door, his wife's voice fading every jiggle of the knob, every slam he took to the door. A wave of helplessness hit him as he tried desperatelessly to open the door that contained is wife and the thing trying to hurt her. It had escaped his mind to even attempt to call the police. About 20 minutes later, he broke the door down, hoping to save his wife, who had been silent the past few minutes. What he saw brought horror to his face. Saundra had been murdered, the killer no where to be found. When he went to her limp, bloody body, he felt a drip on his neck. He looked up to find the words "Should've taken her with you" written on the ceiling in blood. After he realized what was written, Marvel came back in, tail wagging, as if nothing had happened. Enraged that it was his dog's fault his wife is now dead, he grabbed Marvel and started to strangle him. The dog, trying to escape, continuesly kept letting out yelps. A passerby heard, and called the police. When the cops arrived, they arrested Jack, and since he had never found the real killer, nor did anyone for that matter as they didn't even beleive Jacks story to begin with, he was convicted of 1st degree murder and was sentenced to life in prison.

  • 01.01.2009 10:01 PM PDT

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Why do I keep reading from this thread late at night?

  • 01.01.2009 10:02 PM PDT
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  • 01.01.2009 10:13 PM PDT
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I haven't read the 30 odd pages in this thread but if it hasn't been posted yet this might be worth a look.

http://thejosefkstories.blogspot.com

  • 01.01.2009 11:32 PM PDT

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One day their were two muffins in a oven. One muffin says "Boy its hot in here". The other muffin screams "Aaaaaah! A talking muffin!" The End.

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