- Caboosethedead
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- Fabled Legendary Member
Well I just got a new job along with my friend of 7 years, Rob. We decided to celebrate by drinking a few beers in the hot tub with some of our female friends. Now here is a key element of the story, it's June and I live in Texas so the June bugs are out, nasty little things, so we had to turn the lights out in the hot tub because they are attracted to them and that would scare the girls away. The night was going well, many lulz were had, some bikinis fell off, all in all a great night. Well the girls decide to go in but Rob and I decided to stay in a bit longer and catch up with them when they finished changing. This is where -blam!- hits the fan. Rob and I are talking a bit about the events that had just taken place when Rob says he needs to tell me something serious. "Jim" he says, "I'm -blam!-." I sat there for a bit. I have no prejudice against -blam!-s, but it was a bit of a shock. I tell him that it's alright with me if he is, but then a question pops into my head. "Rob, you aren't by any chance attracted to me are you?" Oh God, why did I even ask. Rob nods, and I go silent. Rob begins to speak again. "You know I wasn't always -blam!-, I used to be strait, but then I met Steve, you would have liked him, great guy, anyway he is the one who turned me." I reply, "Honestly Rob, I'm okay with you being this way, but you being attracted to me is kinda weird." Then Rob stands."Jim, you never know if you won't like it till you try." I nearly -blam!- my pants. He moved towards me and I pushed him and told him to back off, but he continued. I decided I had to put him down to get him to lay off, so I kick him in the crotch. This is when I come to the disturbing realization, that the trunks Rob was once wearing, are no longer being worn. As my foot collided with his genitals, the realization washed over me and I jumped out of the hot tub and immediately puked. I haven't spoken to Rob since.