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When life gives you lemons, ferment them and get drunk.

Jakob hoever died in your house and haunts it loves you...That or jesus loves you.

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  • 08.22.2009 3:28 PM PDT
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When life gives you lemons, ferment them and get drunk.

wearsofgar, that scared the -blam!- out of me. Maybe it was a few saitanist worshipers who still remained there and were all like, YO WE GUNA LET THESE FOOLS CRAMP DA DEVILS CRIB?

  • 08.22.2009 3:40 PM PDT
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Yep....

Once upon a time.....A SCARY GOBLIN CAME OUTOF HIS CAVE AND KILLED A LITTLE BOY! THEN HE DRAGGED THE BODY INTO HIS CAVE AND...WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN!

True story..

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The Hunter


Once there was a hunter who was hunting in the forest. He had been sleeping on the ground for many days and so would be gratefull even for a pillow. Just about when he was going to retire for the night, he happened apon a little cabin in the forest. He knocked on the door and looked around for any signs of civilization, but there was no answer nor any signs. so he opened the door and immediatly saw that there was a bed. he, being exausted immediatly jumped into the bed and closed his eyes. after about an hour lying with his eyes closed, he opened them and looked around at the cabin. the most interesting thing about it was that it had many portraits, all staring down at him with with furious looks on their faces. not thinking much of it, he rolled over and went to sleep. when he woke up in the morning, he saw that their were no portraits, only windows.

  • 08.24.2009 7:10 PM PDT

Arb1ter haz copied my gamertag, sorta.

The Cheef Cannot sleeps no more

  • 08.25.2009 3:26 AM PDT
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when i heard they were making ODST all i could think was "awesomeness would ensue!"

Oh my -blam!- god some of those pictures scared the -blam!- out of me.

I know whos not getting any sleep tonight

  • 09.01.2009 5:08 PM PDT

Posted by: hello2k9

Posted by: RedXRulez
Sorry, I'm American. I couldn't care less about those sorts of things.


What a shock -_-

Posted by: laughykid123
Oh my -blam!- god some of those pictures scared the -blam!- out of me.

I know whos not getting any sleep tonight

me?

  • 09.01.2009 5:09 PM PDT
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Baby Doll

In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped object wrapped in a blanket.


lol psyco mama!!

  • 09.01.2009 11:20 PM PDT
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-“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?”-

"Chris Rock"

ANZAC~JOIN NOW

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OMG. Statue and the hotel room one creeped me out.

  • 09.01.2009 11:31 PM PDT

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

Australia

Statue story, bloody freaky

  • 09.02.2009 3:12 AM PDT
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ROBOHOG IS VERY BRILLIANT AND STUFF.

The one with the white woman got me thinking... has anyone every noticed how boring ghosts are? They always haunt somehwere really crappy or boring, like a hotel room, or a deserted house, or an attic. I live in a pub in South Yorkshire, and apparently there is a ghost living in the ladies' toilets, and when the pub is empty you can hear it cough. And I just have to ask WHY?!? Look, this might just be me, but if I found myself dead and forced to walk the Earth for all of eternity I wouldn't spend my time sitting in a toilet, coughing.

Anyway, I don't have any scary stories to share here. I have some good ideas for comical stories, such as the ghost of a woman who wanders the Earth looking for her iPod, the Werewolf who just wants a pen, and the zombie story where an infection is spreading throughout the world, transforming zombies into human beings. Thing is, I can't be bothered to write them down.

  • 09.06.2009 3:25 AM PDT
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I remember when I was young, about ten or eleven-ish, me, my brother and my mum were living in a small cottage in the village we live in now. Now, this cottage is very old. It was considered old back in the Napoleonic Wars. But it was cheep, so we didn't care. Now, one night I couldn't sleep. I had this unnerving sense that I was being watched or something... you know, general creepiness. Thing is, my brother had the same feeling. So we both kipped in our mum's bed with her, since it was a big one. We were fine after that, but at one point I woke up during the night and looked out onto the landing, where there was a large white shape with patches of black. It looked like a large dog lying down with its back to the door. Thing is, our dog was outside in the garage. I tried to wake my mum, but she was comatose and could only say "Bleargh", so I tried to wake my brother but he was literally dead to the world. So I ignored the thing on the landing and went back to sleep. When we woke up in the morning the ghost dog was gone.

I know, not quite as scary as clown statues or albino women with red eyes but it was still quite odd. Not too odd, since our family has a history of ghost sightings. My auntie saw my dead uncle (Who had been a policeman and was run down by a lorry when I was three) in her doorframe waving at her one night, and my nan saw the ghost of a young boy while staying in a cottage in France. Wierd, but at the end of the day no harm's been done so I don't really care.

  • 09.06.2009 4:19 AM PDT

I miss Halo. Maybe Halo 4 will change that.

Edit: Lol nope

Micheal Jackson.

/short story.

  • 09.11.2009 6:58 AM PDT
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The scariest stories I have ever read are by an Irish guy called Charles Robert Maturin (a great uncle of Oscar Wilde). Gothic horror at its best, especially "Melmoth the Wanderer".

Read it here http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/m/maturin/charles/melmoth/

Unsurpassed in evil. Unfortunately not a short story.

Best scary short in my opinion is "Markheim" by Robert Louis Stevenson, although the tension in Edgar Allan Poe's "The Pit and the Pendulum" is almost tangible.

  • 09.11.2009 9:24 AM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I hate clowns

Agreed

  • 09.14.2009 9:18 AM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

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true story- i boarded my house up for a hurricane, i would nail doors and windows shut but they would fling back open silently while i werent looking. i had no choice but to leave for my friends house a 3hour drive. after the hurricane i got a call saying my house was completly demolished. a car and a lampost went through the room i would of been in. so you know, wow!.


Divine intervention? lol

  • 09.14.2009 9:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: steelboom490
2nd Scary Stories Thread

I didn't write these!

The Medic

In the winter of 1944, with overtaxed supply lines in the Ardennes, a medic in the German army had completely run out of plasma, bandages and antiseptic. During one particularly bad round of mortar fire, his encampment was a bloodbath. Those who survived claimed to have heard, above the screams and barked commands of their Lieutenant, someone cackling with almost girlish glee.

The medic had made his rounds during the fire, in almost complete darkness as he had so many times before, but never had he been this short on supplies. No matter. He would do his duty. He had always prided himself on his resourcefulness.

The bombardment moved to other ends of the line, and most men dropped off to sleep in the dark, still hours of the morning - New Year's Day, 1945. The men awoke at first light with screams. They discovered that their bandages were not typical bandages at all, but hunks and strips of human flesh. Several men had been given fresh blood transfusions, yet there had been no blood supplies available. Each treated man was almost completely covered, head-to-toe, with the maroon stain of blood.

The medic was found, sitting on an ammunition tin, staring off into space. When one man approached him, and tapped him on the shoulder, his tunic fell off to reveal that large patches of his skin, muscle, and sinew had been stripped from his torso and his body was almost completely dried of blood. In one hand was a scalpel, and in the other, a blood transfusion vial. None of the men treated for wounds that night, in that camp, saw the end of January, 1945.
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The Watcher

A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed. The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to. This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn't make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" The man told her that he had and she said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red."

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Border Crossing

There was a couple from Texas who was planning a weekend trip across the Mexican border for a shopping spree. At the last minute, their babysitter canceled, so they had to bring along their two year old son with them. They had been across the border for an hour when the boy got free and ran around the corner. The mother tried to find him, but he was missing. The mother found a police officer who told her to go to the gate and wait. Not really understanding the instructions, she did as she was told. About 45 minutes later, a Mexican man approached the border, carrying the boy. The mother ran to him, grateful that he had been found. When the man realized it was the boy's mother, he dropped him and ran. The police were waiting for him. The boy was dead, and in the 45 minutes he was missing, he had been cut open, all of his organs removed, and stuffed with bags of cocaine. The man was going to carry him across the border as if he were asleep.

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Statues

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was Okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the corner of the bedroom with a blanket or cloth because it freaked her out. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have a clown statue."

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Baby Doll

In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped object wrapped in a blanket.

True story:
A while ago, I was sleeping, and a loud "CRACK" woke me up. I turned and saw my attic door was flung open. There was this piece of metal connecting the wall to the door, and it was held to the wall by 2 screws, and a lock held the metal to the door. So I looked, and the screws were torn right out of the wall, and the door was wide open. Needless to say, I was freaked out.






OMG the watcher freaked me out i read them all and read that one not knowing at first then realized what it was

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Posted by: V3rin
The Ugly Barnacle


There once was an Ugly Barnacle. He was SO ugly that everybody died. The End.


i loled

  • 09.14.2009 11:36 AM PDT

lolz were had

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Posted by: I Luv 2 Teamkill
In 1994, a gaping hole twenty miles deep was discovered in the sahara desert. Surounding it was a ring on bones covered in dry blood. A sickening smell lurked in the air.

Three days after the discovery, an elite Delta force squadron was sent into the pit, never to return. This recording of their radio chatter is all that remains of them.

Captain McGuller: Alright, this is the bottom. It just looks like a cave with a very rocky floor. Theres nothing to see down he-...What in god's name is that?

Lieutenant Brill: It looks like a shrine to me sir...My god.

Captain McGuller: What?

Lieutenant Brill: We are'nt standing on rocks.

Private Renolds: Theres a body of water over here, I can't see where it ends. Takin a sample for the labs.

[ Guntshots ]

Captain McGuller: What the hell was that?!

Lieutenant Brill: Something just tried to grab me!

[ A soldier cries out in pain ]

Private Jackson: Help me! Please he-!

Captain McGuller: THERE!

[ More gunshots ]

Private Renolds: Behinde you!

[ Loud Screech ]

Lieutenant Brill: What the hell was that?

Captain McGuller: Specialist ignite a flare!

Specialist Schouten: I-I CANT! IT'S BITING ME!

Captain McGuller: Back to the pulley!

Lieutenant Brill: Captain get em off of me! Captain! CAPTAI-

Private Renolds: Sir! They jumped on him a-and he just disapeared!

Captain McGuller: Just keep running!

Private Renolds: They're dead, they're all dead!

Captain McGuller: God damn it private i said k-

[ Roars and scrambling ]

Private Renolds: Start the pulley! Start it now!

[ Static ]



When the pulley reached the surface, Private Renolds was nowhere to be seen. The metal grating was scratched, and there was obviously a fight on it, but no other sighns of death were present. The pulley was just soaked it what seemed to be saliva, as if somone...or something had licked everything that was left of it's prey off of it. An inspection team took a vial of the saliva like fluid, and a plastic tube they discovered on the pulley labeled Sample #1. When analyzed, the saliva came from unknown origin, but as for the tube of liquid, it was pure human blood.









very scary and strange but is it true?

  • 09.14.2009 11:37 AM PDT
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my gamertag is denmaster4 if you need help in campagn i do 2 so i will possibly join i have mic and i need help with teh ranking

Posted by: Dredwerkz
I didn't really understand the last one in the OP. Unless it's saying they murdered their kids instead of smashing up the dolls.


the doll she thought she killed was in her hands she killed the baby :)

  • 09.17.2009 5:05 PM PDT

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200...then I shoot you.

BOO!!

scary story huh?

  • 09.19.2009 11:15 AM PDT

One day, I saw and Dinosaur and then the dinosaur was like: "AAARAAARRRG" and I was like: (This)

  • 09.20.2009 4:04 AM PDT
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Bringing a whole new meaning to the word "Screenshot"

ur mom.... enough said

  • 09.20.2009 9:33 PM PDT