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Here's mine, a bit long, but it's 100% made by me. Please give your comments!
-The Man-
A man was on his way home, from his nightshift position. He lived close, so there was no need for him to drive or own a car. A car drives by, with very dark tint on the windows, so the man was not able to see who was in the car. A voice asks if he wants a ride, and he says yes, to save time. It was a 3 row car, and he sat in the middle. He never got a good view of the driver. When he is getting out, and is saying thanks, he looks into the back row. What he sees is horrifying. A bloody chainsaw, with several pairs of bloody clothing can be seen.
He is freaked out, and is able to write down the license plate number. He calls the cops, and the cops say they don't have a current record on the certain car. They said they would call him if their was any updates. On his way to bed, he hears voices calling, be happy, beee happppyyy. At this point, he is very freaked out and doesn't know what to do. He grabbed a baseball bat and tried to go to sleep again. He hears the voices, once again, be happy, beeeeeee happppyyy. He calls out, who goes there, with no answer. He grabs the bat and goes around his house looking for the source of the voice. He doesn't find anything, and goes back to his bedroom. There is a tense feeling in the air as he tries to go back to bed. Suddenly, he hears a ring, but is comforted to know that it is just his phone. On the phone, it is the police. They say they have found the owner of the car. As they are running through the details, they confirmed that the car was owned by not someone else, but the man.
He is confused, and says he does not own a car. He goes out into his garage only to find that the same car is parked there. He looks inside, only to find that the car is perfectly clean. Once again, he hears voices. The same beeee happpyyy, beeee happpyyyy. He goes back to his bedroom to grab the bat and the phone, only to find his bed and bedroom completely splattered in blood.
The next day the police are investigating the same man's house, because he promised to call them back if something went amiss. They find the house completely clean, only to realize that the man's body is nowhere to be found. As the search continues, they a find a little girls body shriveled up and fried in the oven, with note covered unflammable bagging. On the note are the following words: beee happpy, beee happpy.
The following week, one of the police officers goes home after the days work working on the case. He is in his office, working on his computer. He finishes with the current report, and turns around. There is a man, with a bloody chainsaw, standing there. Nobody knows what happened to them.
20 years from now, you will find that you are to become a police officer. Turn around.