- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
There was this really really hot girl In my school. The buttons on her school shirt were practically popping off, and if her skirt was any shorter she might as well go to school naked.
I had never been a popular guy, and I've never been very good with girls, but I decided to give it a shot. When I aproached her at the lockers I broke out into a cold sweat. After staring at her for twenty seconds, she turned around and asked me if I was okay.
I managed to get a, "Uhhhh." Out before fainting. I was made fun of for a while, so I decided to redeem myself.
I was this guy's party. Hee was a really popular kid, so everyone was there. I did his math homework for him, so he envited me.
I saw her from across the room. She was sitting on the couch, drunk and half asleep. I figured if I was ever going to get with her, now would be the time.
I walked across the dance floor, and sat next to her. She didn't say anything at first. She just threw up, fell onto my lap. This turned me on. It was a good thing that I was wearing jeans. Otherwise everyone would have seen it.
Nobody noticed as I picker her up, and carried her upstairs. Now I'm not a rapist, so don't think that's what I was going to do. I just put her down on a bed, and turned to leave.
I felt somone grab my wrist, and I turned around to see the girl sitting up with a wierd look in her eyes. My conscience kicked in, and I tried to leave.
She wouldn't let go of my arm, so I figured I didn't have a choice. She took my close of so fast I could have sworn she had done it at least five hundred times before, wich she probably had.
Then she got on her knees, and put my rock hard -blam!- into her mouth. I'm ashamed to admit that I came instantly. She more of choked than swallowed, but she didn't mind. After -blam!- so many guys, she was probably use to it.
My jizz dripped out of her mouth as she literally ripped her shirt off. She wasn't wearing a bra, wich didn't suprise me. After slipping off her skirt and G-string, she pushed me down on the bed.
The chick went to get on top of me, but before it went in I came again. It shot up into the air and hit her stomach. I cursed my premature ejaculations, and knocked a lamp off of the nightstand.
She got up to leave, too drunk to remember she was naked. Right before she opened the door I called her name, and she stopped. Her eyes opened wide as she looked down. By some devine meaning My -blam!- had grown by inches, and I was ready to play.
The girl tackled me back onto the bed, and I rolled her underneath me. Spreading her perfect tan legs, in I went. It felt nothing like a fleshlight. It was one million times better.
I was about to -blam!- when I flexed my gut, and held it off with ease. In moments I had become a sex machine. Her moans were so loud it drowned out the sound of music from down stairs.
I was in paradise. I swear to god I saw jesus! We -blam!- for hours, and it just got better and better. Right before my climax, I heard this tearing noise. I looked down to see the bed soaked in blood.
I instantly pulled out to see that my -blam!- had literally exploded. Yeah, it's possible. Growing seven inches longer in a minute ended up having dire results.
She screamed bloody murder, and I ran down stairs, through the crowd, and into my car. I drove to the hospital as fast as I could, one hand on the wheel, and one on my exploded -blam!-.
The doctors manadged to repair my gear, and make it good as new. Unfortunately it was back to its old size, but I guess what happened was sort of a good thing. While I was getting my dick mended, I realized that I wasn't wearing any protection. So by my tool exploding, it made me pull out!
At the end of the day, I was satisfied. At school, my dick explosion brought me fame! And I became the most popular kid in school.