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Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

Why are you wasting your time reading this?

im going to have a hard time sleeping tonight

  • 11.07.2010 12:58 AM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!
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I like the Raven by Edgar Allen Poe.

  • 11.07.2010 8:46 AM PDT
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"Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. You are nothing but Dust, and to the Dust I shall send you."

Whule they all have good ideas, they weren't scary at all, mostly because there was hardly enough time for any real development or understanding. These aren't short stories, actual short stories are twenty to fifty pages long, maybe more.

I am unimpressed.

  • 11.07.2010 2:00 PM PDT
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"Love is only as eternal as your wallet."

Last.fm
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Go to the Metal Archives if you want to find good metal.


Posted by: joijfojdsf
That was the scariest thing ever.
There is actually a video of this on youtube, I don't want to watch it.


Oh come on.
It's a poorly animated loop with some distorted background yelps and dissonant keyboards. It's about as scary as watching a 2 year old bang and scream at a keyboard for 6 minutes.

Here's a 'survival guide' video if you'd like to get a chuckle from the video's mediocracy(sp?).

  • 11.07.2010 2:07 PM PDT

0_0 Don't read these at night like I did.

The Watcher was extremely creepy, so was border crossing. Statues... ugh, not something to read at 11-2 a.m.

  • 11.07.2010 8:17 PM PDT

Posted by: pvt dounut
im going to have a hard time sleeping tonight


Me too :(

  • 11.07.2010 8:22 PM PDT

once upon a time the was a guy who made youtube videos and so he posted a link to his youtube on this forum. the end

check it out if you like halo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLw2Ty56-k4

  • 11.07.2010 8:24 PM PDT
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once upon a time i saw a blue waffle.

  • 11.08.2010 3:17 AM PDT
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Once there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly, that everyone died. The End :D

  • 11.08.2010 3:28 AM PDT

I don't know what this is section? I... I, don' understand! For thy is blinded by the whithering lights... what? Does thee understands? Talk... about, uh... thy... being in, the wrong place? No?

CHICKEN FOOT!!!!!!!!!!
-Invader Zim

  • 11.08.2010 3:27 PM PDT

I once heard an old man say " Years ago, i sold my trumpet for something to eat, and know i know it would be better to die of hunger."

I upload a ton of Halo clips on my YouTube channel, feel free to subscribe.

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CHICKEN FOOT!!!!!!!!!!
-Invader Zim

The cow is making those crop circles for no reason! He is not controlled by the alien!

~Dib

  • 11.08.2010 3:29 PM PDT

Some company called Bungle.
That's an i
Oh right, Bingle.

I don't get the clown statue one. What's so scary about it?

  • 11.08.2010 3:39 PM PDT

The Clown isn't supposed to be there. As in being haunted, a criminal, or whatever, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!!!!!

  • 11.08.2010 8:15 PM PDT

The Slender man is looking into your window as I speak. He wants his 20 dollars, now.
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2nd Scary Stories Thread

I didn't write these!
[quote]
The Medic

In the winter of 1944, with overtaxed supply lines in the Ardennes, a medic in the German army had completely run out of

  • 11.08.2010 8:17 PM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

" We will do this the old fashioned Navy way, first one to die, LOSES! "

Thing

Locals find "Thing" in Tokyo.
Locals flip "Thing" upside down with stick.
Locals poke "Thing" in eye(?) with stick.
"Thing" burps.(?)
Lulzs ensue.
"Thing" was taken by men in haz' mat' suits.
Locals wonder what "Thing" was briefly, then resume thier day.

The end

  • 11.09.2010 5:57 AM PDT
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Overlord of The Pillar

did u know that many foreseers thought that ww3 would start yesterday...for real no lie... and nothing happened as usual

  • 11.09.2010 6:10 AM PDT

Offical owner of ArcticHawk.com


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OMFG, YOU MADE ME -blam- MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!

  • 11.11.2010 2:48 PM PDT

once there was no such thing as xbox or xbox live...

the end. :)

  • 11.11.2010 4:17 PM PDT
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Im just a guy.

Watching 2girls1cup

  • 11.14.2010 12:25 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

oooooooooooooo

  • 11.15.2010 11:32 AM PDT

I'm Cindy's account
One of her many

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

  • 11.20.2010 8:55 AM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

"I am an enforcer man! Don't nothin' go down in my house! This 100% heart baby! Sure, I check a few fools. I give em the pain! But sometimes its about intimidation, though. It's mind games."
-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle.
He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died.
The End.

I'm sure that was already posted somewhere or another.

  • 11.21.2010 8:15 PM PDT
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I am me.

that is all...

your p*n*s is a short, scary story.
not that i would know.

[Edited on 11.21.2010 11:28 PM PST]

  • 11.21.2010 11:27 PM PDT