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Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

Suddenly a furry showed up and yiffed you. The End

  • 12.19.2010 4:07 AM PDT

I got these cheeseburgers man....

there once was a snowman, one day it got hot outside and IT MELTED

  • 12.20.2010 12:51 PM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!
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Ad faciendum discrimen


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The Watcher was creepy.


Indeed.

  • 12.21.2010 7:01 PM PDT
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The Watcher and Statue are the BEST! They didn't seem scary but then the last lines on both gave me goosebumps.

  • 12.21.2010 9:53 PM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

This was a long time ago when my friends Hans, Jim, Kerry and I were discussing Halo and other games, and here's some of our discussion and the crazy part:
Me: When are those covies gonna give up? They've been fighting us for years! The most they could do is send more BoB troopers into combat.
Hans: *laughs* I know! There aren't many BoBs fighting lately.
Jim: There's only one in a few levels, I'd like to see an army of them
*Thud* *Thump*
Kerry: I think someone's breaking in!
Me: Calm down, dude, it's just a storm.
*some evil looking creatures break in*
Me: Zombies; gentlemen, lock and load.
*I press a switch, a wall turns into an armory, and we grab whatever we can including M16s and grenade launchers.*
Kerry: Any last words, my friend? It would lighten the mood from these... freaks.
Me: Do not pray for easy lives my friends, pray to be... stronger men.

So we fought them off and escaped. Sadly, Jim did not survive.
R.I.P. Jim. :(

  • 12.22.2010 1:00 PM PDT

I was out side of my house when I heard gunshots. i figured well its hunting season but a few moments later a Huge wolf came out of the trees. it walked slowly toward me and i froze. it was so close i could've kicked it but suddenly it yelped and collapsed. after i recovered from my near heart attack i called animal control (It was the only thing i thought of doing) sort of creepy but extremely scary.

  • 12.23.2010 1:07 AM PDT

One Halloween night, a 16 year old girl named May and her friends, Irene, Kate, and Leslie, were out driving to a Halloween party outside of town. So, of course, they took the freeway. The car was slowing down, like it was running out of gas, but the meter said it was full. May and Leslie went to check out the engine. When they opened the hood, there was a hand. A lone bare, hand. They were so frightened they couldn't scream. Leslie reached out to touch it then IT MOVED! This time they both screamed and Irene and Kate ran out the car screaming. They said there was a man with his flesh torn and a missing hand in the back seat. The girls ran and the car was chasing them slowly. May called the her parents and Irene called 911, on their cellular phones as they ran. But when the cops and May's parents came, all four girls were soaking in blood. Not their own blood. The cops found a black gemstone, unidentified, in the driver's seat -- covered with blood. The girls went ahead to the party. The address was just a vacant lot but in that vacant lot were many bloody, black, unidentified gemstones

  • 12.24.2010 3:46 AM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

FORKLIFT NEVER DIES

Heres one My friend told me:

This 15 year-old boy was home alone. His parents were out of town. The boy went to sleep. At 2.00am he heard a dripping noise, he checked his dog was at the bottom of his bed. He felt a lick and he got up and turned of the tap.He went back to bed. At 3.30am, he heard the dripping noise again, he put his hand down the covers and felt the dog lick his hand, he got up and turned off the tap.
At 5.00am, he heard the dripping noise and checked for the lick, then got up and turned of the tap.
But he noticed, light coming through the window in the shower was being blocked by a shadow.
He pulled the shower curtain back to reveal his dog, Hung, skinned and dripping, the boy scared ran back to his bed. There on the bed was a note which read "Dogs arent the only thing that can lick"

True Story.

  • 12.24.2010 7:21 AM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

iTz MiChAeL

suicide mouse!!! is not scary

  • 12.25.2010 9:14 PM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

Posted by: steelboom490
2nd Scary Stories Thread

I didn't write these!

The Medic

In the winter of 1944, with overtaxed supply lines in the Ardennes, a medic in the German army had completely run out of plasma, bandages and antiseptic. During one particularly bad round of mortar fire, his encampment was a bloodbath. Those who survived claimed to have heard, above the screams and barked commands of their Lieutenant, someone cackling with almost girlish glee.

The medic had made his rounds during the fire, in almost complete darkness as he had so many times before, but never had he been this short on supplies. No matter. He would do his duty. He had always prided himself on his resourcefulness.

The bombardment moved to other ends of the line, and most men dropped off to sleep in the dark, still hours of the morning - New Year's Day, 1945. The men awoke at first light with screams. They discovered that their bandages were not typical bandages at all, but hunks and strips of human flesh. Several men had been given fresh blood transfusions, yet there had been no blood supplies available. Each treated man was almost completely covered, head-to-toe, with the maroon stain of blood.

The medic was found, sitting on an ammunition tin, staring off into space. When one man approached him, and tapped him on the shoulder, his tunic fell off to reveal that large patches of his skin, muscle, and sinew had been stripped from his torso and his body was almost completely dried of blood. In one hand was a scalpel, and in the other, a blood transfusion vial. None of the men treated for wounds that night, in that camp, saw the end of January, 1945.
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Baby Doll

In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped object wrapped in a blanket.


The Medic: I don't get it... explain please.

Baby Doll: Like wtf? The 'realistic' baby dolls made the mother crazy and when the mother gave birth to a real kid she thought the real baby was the doll, and the doll the real baby? Someone tell me please.


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  • 12.27.2010 3:45 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

I am going to have trouble sleeping tonight!

  • 12.28.2010 5:56 AM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

I walked downstairs and saw my wife.
THE END

  • 12.28.2010 11:10 AM PDT
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You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.

  • 12.28.2010 11:13 AM PDT

Here's to you, Bungie. 7,777 Covenant Heads on my spear.

A LONG TIME AGO SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO SOMEONE. IT WAS VERY BAD AND NOW THE BAD THING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU.

THE END

  • 12.28.2010 11:15 AM PDT
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Try this. Turn off music. Turn off TV. If you are greedy capitalist and have machine, turn off computer. Go to next room, and sit, do not dance, do not drink, be as quiet as Jew during pogrom. Does Comrade Russian hear sound? Itsy bitsy ringing? Glorious People say it is brain making up a sound to explain reason why Russian is not drinking or dancing.

People lied.

Silly Americans can not tell you what making sound, Smart Russians can because are not silly bourgeoise with book and film.

It is wail of gypsy. If gypsy is planning to steal item in house, evil gypsy wail alerts holy Russian Orthodox Church. Find gypsy, hit gypsy with hand, then drink Vodka until sound go away. Then hit gypsy child until child is no longer gypsy.

Such is life for gypsy in Russia.

And no amount of running will save you.

  • 12.28.2010 11:18 AM PDT

Here's to you, Bungie. 7,777 Covenant Heads on my spear.


Posted by: Olga Zakarov
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.


Such is life in Moscow.

  • 12.28.2010 11:18 AM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

I have one, but it is really scary. Might give you a nightmare guys.

You open a door and a ghost says boo.

  • 12.28.2010 11:18 AM PDT

Here's to you, Bungie. 7,777 Covenant Heads on my spear.

Hey, guys, just a thought here...what if skeletons...


...were inside us?

  • 12.28.2010 11:20 AM PDT

Here are some more scary stories, Russia version. Don't know if this has been posted yet.

Unpopular state worker becomes butt of many joke. Day after unfortunate tractor accident, comrades from her village place severed arm in unpopular state worker's bed, and wait for morning to laugh. Morning comes and they enter room to find her eating arm. Horror results, because arm is enough to feed three comrades, and she will not share!

  • 12.28.2010 11:25 AM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!

Agreed. These are good.

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The Watcher and Statue are the BEST! They didn't seem scary but then the last lines on both gave me goosebumps.

  • 12.28.2010 11:31 AM PDT

iTz MiChAeL

lolwut

  • 12.28.2010 3:48 PM PDT
Subject: Short, Scary Stories!


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Hey, guys, just a thought here...what if skeletons...


...were inside us?


That would be so scary!

  • 12.28.2010 7:47 PM PDT

not Pikesmaker

i has a scared :(

  • 12.28.2010 8:00 PM PDT

I'd give up everything just to make you happy.

For some reason, I always tend to read these stories at night.

  • 12.28.2010 8:12 PM PDT