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Subject: Of this I'm convinced to be true of the Bungie communiy
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That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

  • 03.16.2008 1:27 AM PDT

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There's a fly on the roof of the Sistine Chapel?!
*grabs fly spray*
Let's roll, community!

  • 03.16.2008 1:32 AM PDT
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Well, the roof of the Sistine Chapel isn't where the good stuff is.

  • 03.16.2008 1:34 AM PDT

Mythic members are like people with tattoos. Just as soon as you become a Mythic member, you can kick anyone's ass. It really works.

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Posted by: Opeth79
Well, the roof of the Sistine Chapel isn't where the good stuff is.

I bring no flame.
If you think that of us, all I ask is that you don't look at the Halo 3 forum. lol.

  • 03.16.2008 1:46 AM PDT
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But the Halo 3 forum is the prime example!

  • 03.16.2008 2:23 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

The Halo 3 forum is less of a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and more of a cockroach infestation in the bathroom. People used to go there, till the invasion, that is.

  • 03.16.2008 2:28 AM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Posted by: Opeth79
That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel
Call the Waaaaambulance and an exterminator while you're at it.

  • 03.16.2008 6:53 AM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: Opeth79
But the Halo 3 forum is the prime example!


And do you base observations of the Humans species based solely on those in prison, or Canada?

  • 03.16.2008 6:58 AM PDT

Posted by: Opeth79
That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel


You got that all wrong, they wouldn't just complain about it, they'd:

1. Tell Michelangelo that he's doing it all wrong
2. Hold the church personally responsible for the flies
3. Create a poll to gauge interest in removing the flies
4. Scream at the church to hire more people to swat the flies
5. and then cry foul when the flies are removed

  • 03.16.2008 10:11 AM PDT
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‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Posted by: atomic weggie
Posted by: Opeth79
That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel


You got that all wrong, they wouldn't just complain about it, they'd:

1. Tell Michelangelo that he's doing it all wrong
2. Hold the church personally responsible for the flies
3. Create a poll to gauge interest in removing the flies
4. Scream at the church to hire more people to swat the flies
5. and then cry foul when the flies are removed
Fixed:
6. Crack a lot of very bad jokes about people's mum's

  • 03.16.2008 10:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: TOM T 117
Posted by: atomic weggie
Posted by: Opeth79
That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel


You got that all wrong, they wouldn't just complain about it, they'd:

1. Tell Michelangelo that he's doing it all wrong
2. Hold the church personally responsible for the flies
3. Create a poll to gauge interest in removing the flies
4. Scream at the church to hire more people to swat the flies
5. and then cry foul when the flies are removed
Fixed:
6. Crack a lot of very bad jokes about people's mum's
7.Write hate mail to Michelangelo and spell 10% of the letter correctly. The rest would be illegible nonsense.

I went ahead and put 7 in there for you...

  • 03.16.2008 12:28 PM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel[/quote]

You got that all wrong, they wouldn't just complain about it, they'd:

1. Tell Michelangelo that he's doing it all wrong
2. Hold the church personally responsible for the flies
3. Create a poll to gauge interest in removing the flies
4. Scream at the church to hire more people to swat the flies
5. and then cry foul when the flies are removed
Fixed:
6. Crack a lot of very bad jokes about people's mum's
7.Write hate mail to Michelangelo and spell 10% of the letter correctly. The rest would be illegible nonsense.
8. Compare the chapel with the eiffel tower repeatedly.

Okay I went on and put in number 8 but I think we best stop before people start quoting this and we accidently form a huge, pointless, true, funny, quote pyramid from hell.

  • 03.16.2008 12:31 PM PDT

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7.Write hate mail to Michelangelo and spell 10% of the letter correctly. The rest would be illegible nonsense.


FIXX YOR CHAPAL MIKELANGELOW!!!!

  • 03.16.2008 1:30 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

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Posted by: Nukilator

7.Write hate mail to Michelangelo and spell 10% of the letter correctly. The rest would be illegible nonsense.


FIXX YOR CHAPAL MIKELANGELOW!!!!

mike kan i has recon

  • 03.16.2008 1:55 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

The Halo 3 forums is filled with Halo fans, not Bungie fans. Bungie fans (IMO) frequent the Bungie Community Forum, or Bungie General IMO.

  • 03.16.2008 1:59 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: TOM T 117
we best stop before people start quoting this and we accidently form a huge, pointless, true, funny, quote pyramid from hell.


Sometimes I wish I could go back in time to tell this exact thing to the people who brainstormed the Halo 3 Forum.

  • 03.16.2008 2:43 PM PDT
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10%? I think you're being generous.

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Posted by: Opeth79
But the Halo 3 forum is the prime example!


Lol?

  • 03.16.2008 3:09 PM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

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Posted by: Opeth79
But the Halo 3 forum is the prime example!


Lol?


It's o.k., you can lol. Don't be nervous.

  • 03.16.2008 5:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheUseless0ne
The Halo 3 forum is less of a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and more of a cockroach infestation in the bathroom. People used to go there, till the invasion, that is.

You should have seen the HAL0 2 forum when it was new.

  • 03.16.2008 5:54 PM PDT

I'm a serious dude, so what?

The Halo 3 Forum clearly -spam!-s up the whole Bungie.net experience for some users. I, however, have found it useful and amusing. -spam!- you.

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  • 03.16.2008 6:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheUseless0ne
The Halo 3 forum is less of a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and more of a cockroach infestation in the bathroom. People used to go there, till the invasion, that is.

*Bursts out laughing*
Okay! Okay! Lemme catch my breath.
*Breathes*
*Falls over laughing again*

  • 03.16.2008 6:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheUseless0ne
The Halo 3 forum is less of a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and more of a cockroach infestation in the bathroom. People used to go there, till the invasion, that is.

You should have seen the HAL0 2 forum when it was new.

Its a cycle that effects every game:

1.Game is announced
2.Old Fans gather to discuss it
3.Game is released
4.new People come to complain about game
5.old fans become upset
6.Game gets old and new fans leave
7.Old fans boast about how they survived the encouter

  • 03.16.2008 7:03 PM PDT
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i think that atomic has got this right. bnet posters would blame the creator (pardon the rotten pun) for being stupid enough not to test the room for bugs (double pun!). then they would probably explain how they know that they could do a better job, and they would ask to hear from jeremiah (N0F). they might even mention that this sort of thing never happened when jeremiah was still working there,

Posted by: atomic weggie
Posted by: Opeth79
That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel


You got that all wrong, they wouldn't just complain about it, they'd:

1. Tell Michelangelo that he's doing it all wrong
2. Hold the church personally responsible for the flies
3. Create a poll to gauge interest in removing the flies
4. Scream at the church to hire more people to swat the flies
5. and then cry foul when the flies are removed

  • 03.16.2008 7:28 PM PDT

Posted by: sesquipedalian
i think that atomic has got this right. bnet posters would blame the creator (pardon the rotten pun) for being stupid enough not to test the room for bugs (double pun!). then they would probably explain how they know that they could do a better job, and they would ask to hear from jeremiah (N0F). they might even mention that this sort of thing never happened when jeremiah was still working there,

Posted by: atomic weggie
Posted by: Opeth79
That they would complain about a fly on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel


You got that all wrong, they wouldn't just complain about it, they'd:

1. Tell Michelangelo that he's doing it all wrong
2. Hold the church personally responsible for the flies
3. Create a poll to gauge interest in removing the flies
4. Scream at the church to hire more people to swat the flies
5. and then cry foul when the flies are removed


6. ???
7. Profit.

(By the way, total coincidence that step 7 is profit.)

  • 03.16.2008 7:39 PM PDT

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