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Subject: Grunt News Update
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Grunt:Welcome to Grunt News! Today, there was a fight between red team and the blue
Elites Wort Wort Worthog team.

Grunt:The fight ended not long ago, score:RED 0 ELITES 1.

Grunt:Now to our Jackal reporter.

Jackal:Thanks, we have Elite sargent here. Whats your secret?

ES:Simple,we got bob to lure them onto the hills....(Evil Grin)...where our friends,the blue team were waiting.

Jackal:What were they armed with?

ES:I thought you whould never ask...their armed with Rockets and of course,the mini gun.
Jackal:I thought mini guns were out of stock?How did you get em'?

ES:Oh easy,They had a lot of warthogs,they could not drive them in such an enclosed spot so they riped of the LAAGS,simple?

Jackals:OH yes,did you praise bob for it?

ES:Oh no,he just wanted a helmet.

  • 06.16.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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So, whats the weather like on your planet?

  • 06.16.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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Grunt:weather,is very foggy and dark!

  • 06.17.2004 12:26 AM PDT
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Grunt:Any questions?We would like to know!



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  • 06.17.2004 12:30 AM PDT
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Any other news? On news channel 5, I heard that the Grunt mob just recently tried taking out West Avenue Bank. Elites are on the scene.

  • 06.17.2004 12:30 AM PDT
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Grunt:Yup!New Troop has being trained on the field!They have shields and swords.By the way their elites!

  • 06.17.2004 1:12 AM PDT
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Grunt :latest news!A group of hunters have just tooken out a red outpost.Reds are now terified as the outpost is the reds largest supply centre.Officials say the reds have no chance of winning as the TAN spartans had a sniper kill a whole regiment of red spartans.
The blues now have more recruits but still not enough supplies.They plan on taking the
left overs.Pity, out of thirteen men,there are only 6 weapons!

[Edited on 6/17/2004 1:33:07 AM]

  • 06.17.2004 1:32 AM PDT