- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Grunt:Welcome to Grunt News! Today, there was a fight between red team and the blue
Elites Wort Wort Worthog team.
Grunt:The fight ended not long ago, score:RED 0 ELITES 1.
Grunt:Now to our Jackal reporter.
Jackal:Thanks, we have Elite sargent here. Whats your secret?
ES:Simple,we got bob to lure them onto the hills....(Evil Grin)...where our friends,the blue team were waiting.
Jackal:What were they armed with?
ES:I thought you whould never ask...their armed with Rockets and of course,the mini gun.
Jackal:I thought mini guns were out of stock?How did you get em'?
ES:Oh easy,They had a lot of warthogs,they could not drive them in such an enclosed spot so they riped of the LAAGS,simple?
Jackals:OH yes,did you praise bob for it?
ES:Oh no,he just wanted a helmet.