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  • 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT
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I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Tell them with the puppy face.

  • 03.17.2008 11:06 AM PDT
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Tell them you killed their bird and offer to buy them a new one. If you lie and they find out later, you'll be in a lot more trouble than if you just come out and tell them and buy them a new one.

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  • 03.17.2008 11:07 AM PDT

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Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck?
Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.

  • 03.17.2008 11:07 AM PDT
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Lmfaoooooooo oh man you are so screwed. Just tell them that It died but whatever you do dont mention the fugecicle or the hose.

What were you thinking when you fed it the fugecicle btw? Is that something the owners are normally doing?

[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:09 AM PDT]

  • 03.17.2008 11:07 AM PDT
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

Pokes wholes in it, and say the Canary Mafia killed it.

  • 03.17.2008 11:08 AM PDT
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...Kill yourself. That's the only solution I can see that seems logical.

  • 03.17.2008 11:08 AM PDT

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GOd, why the hell did you feed it a fudgecicle?
Isn't it obvious you hsouldn't do that?

  • 03.17.2008 11:10 AM PDT

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Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: Socket29
Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck?
Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.

Yeah, I just gave it the tiniest bit (I'm no good with animals - but my dads old dog use to eat these fudge sweets all the time - so i thought it was ok)


Are they nice neighbors? how old are you?
MAn, I pity you...
I have a leopard gecko. that was completely off topic.

  • 03.17.2008 11:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: Socket29
Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck?
Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.

Yeah, I just gave it the tiniest bit (I'm no good with animals - but
my dads old dog use to eat these fudge sweets all the time - so i thought it was ok)

Hahaha oh this is just getting better and better. Future reference, a dog will pretty much eat anything so you cant compare them to the more feathered friends.

  • 03.17.2008 11:11 AM PDT
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pics or it didnt happen.

  • 03.17.2008 11:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: xSuchATragedyx
pics or it didnt happen.


quiet you..

  • 03.17.2008 11:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: GOWSam
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.

Yes, buy a new one. They will never know. This is a perfect plan and always works in the movies.

S3N

  • 03.17.2008 11:13 AM PDT
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I get more ass than a toilet seat.

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Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: Socket29
Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck?
Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.

Yeah, I just gave it the tiniest bit (I'm no good with animals - but
my dads old dog use to eat these fudge sweets all the time - so i thought it was ok)

Hahaha oh this is just getting better and better. Future reference, a dog will pretty much eat anything so you cant compare them to the more feathered friends.


Dont dogs die if they eat chocalate?

  • 03.17.2008 11:14 AM PDT

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Pokes wholes in it, and say the Canary Mafia killed it.


haha yeah! say he didnt get the money in time! LOL

  • 03.17.2008 11:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: GOWSam
Posted by: xSuchATragedyx
pics or it didnt happen.

Here you are lol...


i now believe you.

  • 03.17.2008 11:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: Aznb01p
Dont dogs die if they eat chocalate?

Yeah they can OD, Theobromine poisening, on it but the cases I´ve heard of have involved a lot of bars and one hungry dog.

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  • 03.17.2008 11:17 AM PDT

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Ostrich I really wanna sig you, but need some fresh stuffs.
So make with the funneh.

Bit­ch don't tell me what to do.

Just say that it attacked you and you were just defending yourself. Then if they ask why it has chocolate in it's mouth tell them he needed something to eat on his way to heaven.

  • 03.17.2008 11:17 AM PDT
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Ha, that was funny. A heart explosion.....

Just tell them that he died and leave out the fudge part.

  • 03.17.2008 11:18 AM PDT
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It's threads like this that I can come to during a bad day of work. And still manage to have a smile on my face. :)

  • 03.17.2008 11:19 AM PDT

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It is a right, and all rights have responsibilities associated with them. Ignore the responsibility, and you tend to lose the right.
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Posted by: GOWSam
A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking.


This is absurd. Stop replying to the OP, as a fudgecicle simply will not do this. It's mostly ice, and will melt easily. A small amount will not harm a parrot, although it's certainly not good for it.

GOWSam is having fun at your expense.

  • 03.17.2008 11:20 AM PDT