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Subject: Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...

Posted by: XxBakedLeafxX
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It's heart exploded? Wow, that certainly is odd.


Yea the OP is making stuff up

Its heart wouldn't EXPLODE because it ate a fudgesicle.

it might have because if the beak was glued shut, then there wouldn't be oxygen getting to his lungs, the blood would'nt have oxygen for the heart, and it would go crazy....or something....i dont know! you try to figure it out >.<

  • 03.17.2008 12:31 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here folks.


or is there?

buy a new parrot before they come back. replace it. Or say it died of a desiese or old age.

  • 03.17.2008 12:32 PM PDT
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Tell them up front in a nice way. Then apologize and offer some way of repentence. Later right them a letter of apology, and state what you would like to do to compensate.

This compensation could range from paying them, buying them a new pet, or offering a favor. If they refuse, press even harder.

  • 03.17.2008 12:35 PM PDT

Is this a joke?

  • 03.17.2008 12:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: AssCutter
Is this a joke?


Unfortunately, it's not a joke...

  • 03.17.2008 12:39 PM PDT

tell them it died of natural causes.

  • 03.17.2008 12:40 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here folks.


or is there?

Posted by: GOWSam
It was only 2 years old :(

Say it had a heard attack. You went to thevets but then the heard exploded cause it was so severve. Or you leave it in its cage and leave the house. You will hear screams shortly afterwards

  • 03.17.2008 12:41 PM PDT
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OK so you need to be very very honest with make sure you put the bird in something so they dont see the thing then tell about what happened and that it was an accident they should understand if not offer to buy a new one

  • 03.17.2008 12:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: qod1337
Posted by: GOWSam
It was only 2 years old :(

Say it had a heard attack. You went to thevets but then the heard exploded cause it was so severve. Or you leave it in its cage and leave the house. You will hear screams shortly afterwards


Wouldn't they wonder why it's beak is stuck together with a fudgecicle?

  • 03.17.2008 12:43 PM PDT

Tell him "HIS HEAD FELL OFF!! Yeah he was pretty old"

  • 03.17.2008 12:43 PM PDT

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I wander the earth, seeking forgiveness for my horrible crimes against God and man.
I live to see death, destruction, over the light, but the light cannot be extinguished.
I live in a prison of my own demise.
I am lost in time. -Gravemind-

First, explain to your parents what happened so that they can back you up. Next you tell the neighbors the bad news and offer to compensate for it. Now ( you may not need help with this) you make sure you're crying when you do this because of how crappy you really do feel about it. Be sure to let them know that you tried to help it and everything else. The truth'll probably hurt, but a lie can hurt a hell of a lot worse.

  • 03.17.2008 1:00 PM PDT
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Just tell them that you woke up in the morning and it was dead. Make sure you cry.

  • 03.17.2008 1:04 PM PDT
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-Jesus tap dancing christ I feel so in the dark!
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If you are absolutely against doing the right thing (i.e. telling the truth), you can always try something like this

[Edited on 03.17.2008 1:07 PM PDT]

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Posted by: i_hate_babies
If you are absolutely against doing the right thing (i.e. telling the truth), you can always try something like this

LMAO!

  • 03.17.2008 1:11 PM PDT

What kind of dope feeds a fudgesicle to a bird?

  • 03.17.2008 1:11 PM PDT

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What kind of dope eats a fudgecicle at all? You know what's in those things!?! (directed at The Jeff x7 )

  • 03.17.2008 1:21 PM PDT

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The only pain worse than is is got to be childbirth.

Or giving birth to a baby made of lego.

When do thet get home?

  • 03.17.2008 1:23 PM PDT

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Do the right thing and tell them the truth, and offer to replace their Parrot.

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why the -blam!- would you feed a parrot fudgecicle, were you high or something, and also parrots are lots of money so.........

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burn the house down and say that the parrot died in a "tragic" fire.

[Edited on 03.17.2008 1:26 PM PDT]

  • 03.17.2008 1:25 PM PDT

Cogito Ergo Sum

I'd tell them the thing just flew it away. Tell them you were trying to get something out of it's cage or something and it flew away. Unless it had its wings clipped, then you're screwed.

  • 03.17.2008 1:30 PM PDT