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Subject: Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...

Tell them that you came in one day and it wasn't waking up. Tell them you took it to the vet, like a responsible child, and the vet said its heart exploded. Just omit the nasty part about it being your fault...

*Nibbles on kitten*

[Edited on 03.17.2008 1:32 PM PDT]

  • 03.17.2008 1:31 PM PDT

Posted by: DAT G0DAM FUNK
Posted by: Paradyme
Tell him "HIS HEAD FELL OFF!! Yeah he was pretty old"


I knew that was coming..


It had to be said.

In all seriousness though. You should tell them apparently it's heart exploded. You don't have to tell them the whole truth about what you did to the bird. Just the fact that the vet said it's heart exploded. That is what I would probably do. Unless the vet said it was because of what you did to it then it's obviously not your fault and isn't worth telling them.

  • 03.17.2008 1:35 PM PDT
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I thought "infertile" meant no kids... not freakish bird ones.

And both parties are to blame. And since you were the one doing the deed (as opposed to them... Oh teh puns) you're the one in trouble here.
They may be weirdos, but that doesn't make it not your fault. But it does certainly make it harder on you.

EDIT: At first I thought you said you fed it Fungicide... hehehe.

[Edited on 03.17.2008 1:38 PM PDT]

  • 03.17.2008 1:37 PM PDT

"No man has the right to say to a nation: thus far shalt thou go but no further!"

"Ironic, that the nature of war reveals the true nature of those who wage it"

flee to mexico

  • 03.17.2008 1:44 PM PDT

Stealing kills in a Team Slayer match is like eating food, it all goes down the same hole

Mining and tunneling through hundreds of asteroids while shooting others who are doing the same thing. It's a game. Check it out.

Either you take the (somewhat) guiltless route and tell them everything, or you lie and say the parrot had some strange covulsions and when you took it to the vet he said its heart exploded.

If you have a strong will (not easily broken) i suggest the latter. If not, just come straight out with it, at least then you won't have to worry about them finding out that you lied to them.

  • 03.17.2008 1:50 PM PDT
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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Wow that stinks I hate birds and will never want to take care of one.

  • 03.17.2008 1:55 PM PDT
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The caffeine probably blew up it's heart.

  • 03.17.2008 1:55 PM PDT
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Don't lie to them. That is the worst thing you could ever do.

Just say it died of natural causes, then run to Mexico before the insanity hits.

  • 03.17.2008 2:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
I'd love to be a 10 year old and tell my mom I'm going on an adventure out into the world catching Pokemon, with her full support. Never mind the fact that there are rapists, criminals, and murders out there, or the fact that I may get killed by a Pokemon.

Luckily I have Pikachu.

Your screwed and rightfully so, what the hell gave you the idea in feeding it a Fudgecicle?

  • 03.17.2008 2:07 PM PDT
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I remember that too!

  • 03.17.2008 2:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
I'd love to be a 10 year old and tell my mom I'm going on an adventure out into the world catching Pokemon, with her full support. Never mind the fact that there are rapists, criminals, and murders out there, or the fact that I may get killed by a Pokemon.

Luckily I have Pikachu.

Posted by: GOWSam
Erm... it looked hungry?


So you feed it chocolate? It's common knowledge that you don't feed a household pet chocolate.

  • 03.17.2008 2:16 PM PDT
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Tell them to get over it. For God's sake, it's a -blam!- bird.

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i ate a fudchsikcel once i got BRAINFREEZZZZ

  • 03.17.2008 2:20 PM PDT