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Subject: Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Lie like this man

  • 03.17.2008 2:27 PM PDT

"I used to give a damn, but I NEVER gave a f**k"

Jus tell em it was a dirty bird and you did em a favor.

In all seriousness, Im sure hes happier dead then he ever was locked up in that cage all day.

  • 03.17.2008 2:39 PM PDT

hatas wanna fight me

say you were eating a fugdecicle when you opened the cage. As soon as you opened the cage, the parrot flew out and knocked the fudgecicle out of your hand and fell to the floor. When you picked it up you noticed that it's beak was stuck shut. because of the chocolate from the fudgecicle so you decided to take it to the vet.

The next day when you when you checked on the parrot, you discovered that it had died. You then took it to the vet and he said that the parrots heart exploded.

Then you should tell them youre sorry for their loss and ask them if theres anything you can do to help. Im a good lier...

  • 03.17.2008 3:07 PM PDT

I didn't recognize you without the crap in your pantz

I LOVE GRUMPYNUTZ!!! when he is nice

OMG you're screwed, Just be truthful. It is what it is and Birds die everyday so . . . . .. . .It was bound to happen at some point . . . . .

  • 03.17.2008 3:10 PM PDT

7even is Darker

I'm Sorry but you're an idiot.

a HOSE??? what the hell??? it's a -blam!- wee bird!

whaddya thinking????

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  • 03.17.2008 3:46 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here folks.


or is there?

Come on though. You have to lie to avoid them killing you. At the very least grouded for life

  • 03.18.2008 12:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

This may be the funniest story I have ever seen on these forums :-D

  • 03.18.2008 12:55 AM PDT

HALO:
IT ISNT CHOPPY ENOUGH
IT ISNT DAKKA ENOUGH

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Posted by: xSuchATragedyx
pics or it didnt happen.

Here you are lol...


rofl

  • 03.18.2008 1:20 AM PDT
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This is almost as bad as that my dog just died thread... : (

  • 03.18.2008 1:32 AM PDT

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Posted by: Starscream666
Lie like this man


Dane Cook is funny LOL

  • 03.18.2008 1:45 AM PDT
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I'm sorry, but you're an idiot...

  • 03.18.2008 1:47 AM PDT
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Suicide is the only way.......

  • 03.18.2008 2:22 AM PDT
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this sounds like something from a sitcom...oh, I know, I bet it turns out the bird was your father!

btw, 117th post!w00t!

  • 03.18.2008 3:08 AM PDT

Nice story, but you wouldn't spray it with a hose to clean its mouth.



[Edited on 03.18.2008 3:26 AM PDT]

  • 03.18.2008 3:26 AM PDT

Frank Turner:
But I was raised in Middle-England, not in Nashville Tennesse; and the only person in my car is me.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
This may be the funniest story I have ever seen on these forums :-D


Ever since that orange text arrived on your doorstep, I seem to hate you! And somewhat love you at the same time...

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  • 03.18.2008 3:34 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: GOWSam
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.

The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.

My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.

I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(

bury it somewhere and tell them it escaped.

  • 03.18.2008 3:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
bury it somewhere and tell them it escaped.


-blam!- that, eat it and tell them it escaped. That way there's less evidence!

  • 03.18.2008 3:50 AM PDT
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So when do they get back?

  • 03.18.2008 9:13 AM PDT