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Subject: Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
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I'm calling PETA.

  • 03.18.2008 9:21 AM PDT
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Say it escaped. It happens all the time.
Or say it got a rare disease with fudge-like symptoms.

  • 03.18.2008 9:40 AM PDT
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A kid in my class got thrown in jail for raping a 12 year old, he is 16, now that is massive trouble....lol

  • 03.18.2008 9:47 AM PDT
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haha oh god

  • 03.18.2008 9:52 AM PDT

Posted by: GOWSam
He said it died from its heart exploding.
I don't know why, but I burst out laughing at the thought of that =X I think that's partly because of I delusions of a parrot getting of his cage, grabbing a knife in his talons, and flying up the stairs, opening my door... I turn on the lights, and all I hear is a clang, and see the parrot on the floor, with the knife adjacent to him...

It's happened a few times. I swears, one of these nights, it'll get me. The last thing I'll hear is him whispering "who's the -blam!- now?" in to my ears, and seeing his diolating pupils.

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But seriously, that really.. really sucks. =[

  • 03.18.2008 9:55 AM PDT

Oh hai 2 u

This is a easy one,just say it droped dead..simple as :D

  • 03.18.2008 10:29 AM PDT
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Just Tell them exactly what happened. Telling a lie makes everything worse and its not even your fault, you tried to help. Its their fault for leaving you to take care of them in the first place.

Tell the truth.

  • 03.18.2008 10:43 AM PDT
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Go on a road trip across the country and sell the bird to a blind kid. ALSO! Dont spill the salt!!!!

  • 03.18.2008 10:53 AM PDT

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Tell the truth, both to show your honesty and to remove guilt. Do not whine or cry, offer a humble apology and with humility offer to buy a new one. Speak soft, do not make execuses. The truth may hurt, but people rather hear that, than a lie, then hear the truth ten years down the road.

  • 03.18.2008 11:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: GOWSam
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A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking.


This is absurd. Stop replying to the OP, as a fudgecicle simply will not do this. It's mostly ice, and will melt easily. A small amount will not harm a parrot, although it's certainly not good for it.

GOWSam is having fun at your expense.

Not the ones that have been left out in the warm freezer (these people don't know how to opporate their machinery) and have that sticky outer-skin. x(

Yeah, and what the hell is a neighbor?

  • 03.18.2008 11:54 AM PDT

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Posted by: GOWSam
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.

The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.

My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.

I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(


wow ok you never give a bird chocolatte, it gives them a heart attack because it is so high in suger.... and why the hell would you spray a bird with a hose? You have to tell the truth and hope they forgive you.... just dont mention the chocolatte or the hose.....

  • 03.18.2008 12:01 PM PDT
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Take it back to the shop.

'This, sir, is a dead Parrot!'

XD

  • 03.18.2008 12:41 PM PDT

The Razor.

For the honour of the Mirratord.

You must be really dumb if you thought blasting it with a hose would do anything other than blow up its heart.

  • 03.18.2008 12:58 PM PDT
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just say that you woke up one morning and it was dead.

  • 03.18.2008 12:58 PM PDT

FYI, chocolate is toxic to birds. Maybe thats what did him in.

Moral of story: Don't feed pets random food.

  • 03.18.2008 1:58 PM PDT

KOTOR

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Because you don't really learn how to swear until you learn how to drive.

lol tell them it died but dont tell them about any of the events that caused it. Also offer to buy them a new one...

  • 03.18.2008 2:01 PM PDT
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Make fired Parrot. Feed it to them. Say he flew away.

  • 03.18.2008 2:02 PM PDT

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how happy is a midget likely to be once you start melting cheese on them?


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Posted by: Snap017
...Kill yourself. That's the only solution I can see that seems logical.

LOL
um idk bout the whole buy a new one unless its same color as old 1
TELL THE TRUTH and parrots live for like 120 yrs or sumtin like that

  • 03.18.2008 2:03 PM PDT