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  • Subject: Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
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You messed-up epically. Seriously, you should get an award for it. Trust me, they will not accept your appology. It is impossible to replace a soul, especially a spoiled soul. It is still a good idea to tell the truth but you have pretty much killed a woman's child.

The bird was stupid to eat the Fudgesickle in the first place. Stupidity mustbe punished, even to stupid animals. Hope you suffer well.

What the hell is wrong with me?

  • 03.18.2008 2:23 PM PDT

"Brake Dat River" BrokenRiver

lol...why am i laughing?

  • 03.18.2008 2:26 PM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
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Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

Hahahahahahaha, awesome.

  • 03.19.2008 2:04 AM PDT

الموت للكافر

this is so funny i bet u made it up its to funny

  • 03.19.2008 3:55 AM PDT

My talents include always knowing the wrong thing to say.

Twitter!

Tell them you killed and but buy a new one before they get back. Honesty is the best policy.

  • 03.19.2008 4:32 AM PDT
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Tell them it had buttsecks with another parrot and got AIDS and died.

wait, birds lay eggs....

Buy them a hamster. EVERYONE LOVES HAMSTERS!

  • 03.19.2008 7:02 AM PDT

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If this is true, then you really are stupid. If it isn't . . . well, I believe I've already made myself clear.

  • 03.19.2008 10:56 AM PDT
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a Hose ???!!!! and good luck dude

  • 03.19.2008 12:06 PM PDT
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...I've done stupid stuff, but laughing at your expense has lightened my day...aren't people great?

  • 03.19.2008 12:22 PM PDT

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

you r boned.

BTW, educate urself, poisons to parrots within...

  • 03.19.2008 12:45 PM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

Posted by: GOWSam
They're really horrible neighbours... like totally mean. Whenever I say hello to them in the morning, they blank me. They only asked me to 'babysit' as I was the only one left and that because I had an 'efficient life-style' (in their words, not mine) they could trust me to look after it..


tell them its what they get. but really, thats horrible, tell them it died, leave out the fudge part

  • 03.19.2008 1:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: xxScotticusxx
I'm calling PETA.
People eating tasty animals
PETA

  • 03.19.2008 1:39 PM PDT
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Updated due to a recent 'accident'. I'm mean. >:D

  • 03.19.2008 1:41 PM PDT

Talkk to the vet...I don't think a fudgesicle can make a heart asplode...

  • 03.19.2008 1:58 PM PDT

NO BLOVIATING

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Are they nice neighbors? how old are you?
MAn, I pity you...
I have a leopard gecko. that was completely off topic.

Dude, same here. When I go to the pet store none of them are as vividly colored as she is for some reason. It's like every other gecko sucks. Wow, that was off topic too...

  • 03.19.2008 2:05 PM PDT

haha a fuddgy bar killed the bird. probably the funniest thing i have heard. well seeing as they have a bird, im guessing they might be a little strange/ or way to into the bird. Just tell them what happened.
I mean its not like were all bird experts. I probably would have given him the fuddgy bar to. lol but just explain what happened. All in all its a bird, tell em to get a dog next time.

[Edited on 03.19.2008 2:34 PM PDT]

  • 03.19.2008 2:33 PM PDT
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feed it to your dog and say that when you went to feed it it got out and yoru dog snatched it. its brilliant.

  • 03.20.2008 7:30 AM PDT

<3 Forky

It's heart exploded? What is it, some kind of bird from Al Quaeda trained to commit suicide when tortured? GOWSam must be lying, theres absolutely no way it's heart exploded.

  • 03.20.2008 7:36 AM PDT