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I'm sorry GOWSam. I have no idea what you can do.

[Edited on 03.20.2008 7:47 AM PDT]

  • 03.20.2008 7:46 AM PDT
Subject: Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
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lol very good idea

  • 03.20.2008 7:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: GOWSam
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.

The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.

My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.

I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(


LOL??

Run for the hills!

  • 03.20.2008 8:24 AM PDT

First of all, you fed it a -blam!- fudgecicle.

Second of all, you sprayed with a damn hose?

What were you thinking?

It was a goddamn parrot! A parrot!



  • 03.20.2008 8:57 AM PDT
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GoWSam = teh epic idoits!

  • 03.20.2008 9:01 AM PDT

Freedom of Speech does not equal "Freedom from Consequences when one speaks".

It is a right, and all rights have responsibilities associated with them. Ignore the responsibility, and you tend to lose the right.
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Posted by: Shaverdian
First of all, you fed it a -blam!- fudgecicle.

Second of all, you sprayed with a damn hose?

What were you thinking?

It was a goddamn parrot! A parrot!


GOWSam has written several other fairly intelligent posts. I find it difficult to believe that someone with his intelligence would do something so ignorant. Plus, I doubt that a neighbor would have trusted him with something so precious if he wasn't anything but completely trustworthy and competent. A neighbor that treated him as he described wouldn't then give him the keys to their house (or allow him to take their "child" into his), and ask for his help.

Someting doesn't "compute" here...

  • 03.20.2008 9:06 AM PDT
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this story would be great for a cartoon

  • 03.20.2008 9:18 AM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

My advice:

Tell them the tru7h. The whole tru7h. And nothing but the tru7h.

But don't tell them the Parrot's heart exploded, that's just gory and a bad way to die.

[Edited on 03.20.2008 9:47 AM PDT]

  • 03.20.2008 9:30 AM PDT
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Buy them a baby?

  • 03.20.2008 9:41 AM PDT
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You make out with midgets.

Posted by: GOWSam
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.

The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.

My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.

I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(


Thats quite the story. Hard to believe...

  • 03.20.2008 9:46 AM PDT

Why didn't you do research first? Also, :[.

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OMG I solved it! I SOLVED your problem! "Accidently" Light the House on fire! and then say that you tried to save the parrot, but couldn't and it died! Now go fray some electrical wires and put them next to today's newspaper!

  • 03.20.2008 9:52 AM PDT

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OMG I solved it! I SOLVED your problem! "Accidently" Light the House on fire! and then say that you tried to save the parrot, but couldn't and it died! Now go fray some electrical wires and put them next to today's newspaper!
That made me lol.

  • 03.20.2008 9:55 AM PDT

I didn't recognize you without the crap in your pantz

I LOVE GRUMPYNUTZ!!! when he is nice

SO .... .. what ended up happening. This thread started a few days ago . . . . . .people should be back by now right?

  • 03.20.2008 9:58 AM PDT
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many birds are allergic to chocolate, same as dogs and many other animals from what i understand. we can't give our conur chocolate and our dog use to get raging diarrhea from it.

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dude you got off lucky.. if the man screamed its good u lied, or u would have paid a new bird.
U gotta be glad its al over now... SO what did the man scream to u ? :P

  • 03.20.2008 1:05 PM PDT
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Kill your neighbors...

  • 03.20.2008 1:10 PM PDT

Posted by: FaJiTa TuEsDaY
only eat one small snack a week to save money on food and just have water toilet and lights to save money thats my plan

Though the Earth is dying we must enrich her body, for the ground we tread is hφly.

I'm a lion in a world where everybody's content with being cats.

It's heart EXPLODED? epic lulz

edit: DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Edited on 03.20.2008 1:12 PM PDT]

  • 03.20.2008 1:11 PM PDT
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what's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend?

So..... You tried to feed the bird a fudgesicle? Why the HELL would you do that?

  • 03.20.2008 1:24 PM PDT

HATERS GONNA' HATE

Well, you fed a parrot ice-cream, attempted to pull open it's beak and sprayed it with a hose, all of these events caused th parrot's heart to explode.

You could buy a new parrot, but as you've said, it's exotic and expensive

I suggest just facing the music and confessing. There's no easy way out of this. You've screwed up. That's it.

Now it's time to take your punishment.

  • 03.20.2008 1:27 PM PDT

I likes to be playin vidja games :D

xD

Just kidding.

That was one of the most bizarre stories I have heard in quite a long time.

Bravo.

  • 03.20.2008 1:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: GOWSam
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dude you got off lucky.. if the man screamed its good u lied, or u would have paid a new bird.
U gotta be glad its al over now... SO what did the man scream to u ? :P

Stuff about owing him money and how I've put his wife through chaos yada yada yada..


Well maybe its not over yet... good luck anyways

  • 03.20.2008 1:58 PM PDT