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Subject: Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...

look just tell them the truth and.... well get the the new bird, be willin g to spend a couple of hundred dollars i am sorry =[

  • 03.20.2008 2:00 PM PDT

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I don't mean to come off as an ass here, but I find this both really sad and hilarious. Just the fact that you killed a rare parrot with a fudgecicle. I'm sorry but that makes me roflcopter. On the other hand I would hate to be in your shoes and I really do pity your situation, I would feel soo awful.

  • 03.21.2008 3:28 AM PDT

I don't get why this thread is still open. The story was unbelievable enough when the OP said he shared a Fudgecicle with an exotic bird (which is not only unhygenic but demonstrates an utter disregard for the bird's health), but then he sprays the thing with a hose to fix its stuck beak. Or rather, he never did either of those things, because the whole affair never happened and you're all being taken for a ride on the short bus.

[Edited on 03.21.2008 4:43 AM PDT]

  • 03.21.2008 4:42 AM PDT

Posted by: SeraphvsIvdicii
I don't get why this thread is still open. The story was unbelievable enough when the OP said he shared a Fudgecicle with an exotic bird (which is not only unhygenic but demonstrates an utter disregard for the bird's health), but then he sprays the thing with a hose to fix its stuck beak. Or rather, he never did either of those things, because the whole affair never happened and you're all being taken for a ride on the short bus.
I agree about the Fudgecicle part.

It's just common sense to not feed an exotic parrot a fudgecicle.

  • 03.21.2008 5:00 AM PDT
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Dude...
okay, here's the plan. Leave a note, and "go on vacation", changing your name and everything.
Lol, but seriously, that's just... wow.

  • 03.21.2008 5:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: GOWSam
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.

The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.

My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.

I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(


that's crazy!! I would be stressing out like crazy.. I think telling the truth is the best way to go and offer them money for a new one..

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  • 03.21.2008 5:54 AM PDT
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well u know im not 1 4 lyin mayb u should tell em the truth,and get urself killed!!!!!
just make up some witty story

  • 03.21.2008 5:58 AM PDT

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  • 04.12.2008 10:29 AM PDT

Dude... did you know that your reading my sig?

Dont do a Meet the Parents you know what happened.

  • 04.12.2008 10:35 AM PDT

so you bought them a new one without them knowing?

  • 04.12.2008 10:40 AM PDT

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Funny how you posted 2 minutes after this was bumped. Alt/friend/etc anyone?

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  • 04.12.2008 10:43 AM PDT

Tell the truth.If not the lies will only get bigger and so will the consequences.So do the right thing and just say it was all an accident and how tried your best.Don't worry the owners(s) will understand.

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  • 04.12.2008 10:46 AM PDT

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That's like being the deadest person in the cemetery.

Who the hell brought this back to life?

  • 04.12.2008 10:47 AM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fudgesicle.

  • 04.12.2008 10:48 AM PDT
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  • 04.12.2008 10:48 AM PDT

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  • 04.12.2008 10:49 AM PDT

come on guys, just let this joke die already. we paid for the burial service and everything.

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  • 04.12.2008 12:35 PM PDT
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Hi guys. Whats goin on in this thread? Just kidding but OP

lol, you should start putting anything that has to do with parrots into your speech whenever you see them. It can be names of parrots, a type of parrot, a location with parrots. It dosent even have to be the full word. Just do it.

  • 04.12.2008 1:24 PM PDT