Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Worst Movie in the world
  • Subject: Worst Movie in the world
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • of 2
Subject: Worst Movie in the world

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

I'm watching a very, very crappy movie called Dark Harvest. Five minutes into it, I hated it. The beginning takes place in the thirties, on a farm. It started out with a guy killing his wife, then a sheriff goes and investigates. The dude hid his dead wife in a scarecow costume and stuck her up on a post. The sheriff finds out what happened and tries to confront the guy. The guy shoots him with a shotgun, sheriff dies, rookie cop comes in, kill's the dude. Fast forward to modern day. This kid inherits the farm and he takes a bunch of his friends with him for a vacation. Some old lady tells him that "the spirits will arise and the reckoning will be coming." People start getting picked off one by one, and it never really shows how someone died. Just a purple faced scarecrow (there's like twenty of them) with a scythe making a swinging motion toward some idiot teenager who thought it was a good idea to split up. Did I mention that the everyone talks like their in a Japanese movie, kinda like Godzilla? Anybody else seen this crap heap? And what was the worst movie you've ever seen?

[Edited on 6/16/2004 11:15:11 AM]

  • 06.16.2004 11:13 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Ecks vs. Sever, or the Rocky Horror Picture Show sans the fan script.

  • 06.16.2004 11:14 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Where's the rating system? I've never seen it, I need to know what rating it gets, to know whether or not to see it. If it's below a 9 out of 12(the 12 rating systems rules), I won't see it.

  • 06.16.2004 11:20 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

I don't know what criteria you use to rate it. I think it would be good enough for a rent just to laugh at it or scare little children. It's probably worth a nine to just make fun of it.

  • 06.16.2004 11:22 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

worst movie ever 'master of disguise' hands down

  • 06.16.2004 11:34 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

You obviously haven't seen Dark Harvest.

  • 06.16.2004 11:35 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

no i make it a point no to see bad movies thats just worst one i've ever seen

  • 06.16.2004 11:37 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Well if that's the worst you've seen, then your pretty lucky. May your luck continue, and warn your friends and family about Dark Harvest.

  • 06.16.2004 11:39 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

worst movie ever: "Enough"

  • 06.16.2004 11:54 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

how about bad moon, or the stuff, or american ninja 3, or...dude, there's just too many to name.

  • 06.16.2004 11:55 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

I've seen bad moon. It was good moon compaired to Dark Harvest. I'm surprised nobodies mentioned Gigli.

  • 06.16.2004 11:57 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

has n/e one seen 'milo and otis' omg i cant belive i have that movie in my closet

  • 06.16.2004 11:59 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

The cat and the dog one? Yeah, not so bad. Could be worse.

  • 06.16.2004 12:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Halloween 3.

I think that was the name...

That God damn commercial song made the movie 56x times more annoying that it already was, the story made no sense whatsoever, and the ending had a guy screaming "Stop it! Stop it!" Or maybe that was me after losing control of my body from sheer bad movieness.

  • 06.16.2004 12:13 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

any vin diesel movie

  • 06.16.2004 12:21 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: CANNON 117
The cat and the dog one? Yeah, not so bad. Could be worse.


yes it is its the devil

  • 06.16.2004 12:24 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

beverly hills ninja

i've never watched all of it but i watched the end.

  • 06.16.2004 12:34 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

that movie was funny

  • 06.16.2004 12:36 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Farenheit 9/11 is the worst movie.

  • 06.16.2004 12:42 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Mars Attacks

  • 06.16.2004 12:49 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Mars Attacks

That was a good movie, all the celebreties died.

[Edited on 6/16/2004 1:06:14 PM]

  • 06.16.2004 1:05 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

'Dude, Where's My Car?' wins my vote every time. I thought of some more suitable names.........

'Dude, Where's My Comedy?'
'Dude, How Did This Pass As A Movie?'
'Dude, Isn't this film just another lame and weak edition to the overcrowded and tired Teen genre?'

  • 06.16.2004 1:26 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

i liked that movie except when the two dudes kissed not cool

  • 06.16.2004 1:29 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

it was funny when the bubble wrap guy cheaked their @$$ holes.

  • 06.16.2004 1:34 PM PDT

  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • of 2