- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
After you press this little 'magic button,' a group of men wearing gorilla suits and foam cowboy hats descend upon the Ninjafied user's home and proceed to hit him with little bundles of joy that I like to call...Lesson Bats. After hearing the surprised squeals turn into yelps of pain, the gorilla clothed men blast off in their jet packs, their mission completed.
This could all be a lie...Or is it?