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Subject: Cortana's Self Esteem
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I wish Cortana would let me look at her butt. Every time i get a chance to look at her up close during the campaign she turns around when I try to look at her toosh. She must be self conscience.

  • 01.22.2005 7:00 PM PDT

and you must be a freaking phsyco! why the hell would you look at "her" ass any way?

  • 01.22.2005 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: kre8396
I wish Cortana would let me look at her butt. Every time i get a chance to look at her up close during the campaign she turns around when I try to look at her toosh. She must be self conscience.


Dude, she's a freaking hologram.

P.S. Repost Here.

  • 01.22.2005 7:40 PM PDT
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why wouldn't anyone...your not a man if you don't at least try looking

[Edited on 1/22/2005 8:02:47 PM]

  • 01.22.2005 8:02 PM PDT
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do COOP

  • 01.22.2005 8:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: kre8396
why wouldn't anyone...your not a man if you don't at least try looking


So, if I don't look at a hologram's ass, I'm not a man?

  • 01.22.2005 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: kre8396
why wouldn't anyone...your not a man if you don't at least try looking


So, if I don't look at a hologram's ass, I'm not a man?

Yes.

  • 02.03.2005 11:02 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: DukeNukemForever
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: kre8396
why wouldn't anyone...your not a man if you don't at least try looking


So, if I don't look at a hologram's ass, I'm not a man?

Yes.

..................<bashes head against keyboard>

  • 02.03.2005 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: DukeNukemForever
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: kre8396
why wouldn't anyone...your not a man if you don't at least try looking


So, if I don't look at a hologram's ass, I'm not a man?

Yes.

..................<bashes head against keyboard>

Follows Suit!

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.03.2005 11:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: DukeNukemForever
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: kre8396
why wouldn't anyone...your not a man if you don't at least try looking


So, if I don't look at a hologram's ass, I'm not a man?

Yes.

..................<bashes head against keyboard>


There must be alot of blood on your keyboard.

  • 02.04.2005 2:39 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
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Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

Posted by: Laney Mk 4
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: DukeNukemForever
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: kre8396
why wouldn't anyone...your not a man if you don't at least try looking


So, if I don't look at a hologram's ass, I'm not a man?

Yes.

..................<bashes head against keyboard>


There must be alot of blood on your keyboard.


well I whoulda expected MC's bro to do something liek that
to answer the thread: holy crap man the thing you said
your not a guy untill you try to look at her ass
I need to correct that
your not a freek till you look at a vidoe games charaters ass and not a real one

  • 02.04.2005 3:31 AM PDT
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Self conscious? like hell. Does anyone really believe that halo 3 isn't just going to be tentacle -blam!- with the gravemind and cortana? I mean seriously, what's the last scene that they show you? It's a foreshadowing of hardcore XXX action!

/SARCASM

[Edited on 2/4/2005 6:13:29 AM]

  • 02.04.2005 6:12 AM PDT
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Buffalow Wing may aswell ad another number to that count of his.

  • 02.04.2005 6:13 AM PDT
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You do realise that a Bungie employee designed Cortana? So next time you look at it, don't think of a hot hologram, think of a middle aged man. That should help.

  • 02.04.2005 6:24 AM PDT
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uuuuuuuuuuuu..........

1's and 0's

  • 02.04.2005 6:38 AM PDT

Posted by: lobsterok
You do realise that a Bungie employee designed Cortana? So next time you look at it, don't think of a hot hologram, think of a middle aged man. That should help.

Actually, think of this.

  • 02.04.2005 6:40 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

Posted by: lobsterok
You do realise that a Bungie employee designed Cortana? So next time you look at it, don't think of a hot hologram, think of a middle aged man. That should help.

and even though thats EXTREMELY nasty it whould help

  • 02.04.2005 6:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: lobsterok
You do realise that a Bungie employee designed Cortana? So next time you look at it, don't think of a hot hologram, think of a middle aged man. That should help.

Actually, think of this.


ROFL - HAHAHAAAAAAA ! OH man...that picture is great

  • 02.04.2005 6:54 AM PDT
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HAHA that was awesome! Perfect picture.. nice usage!

But also.. who tells girls during a game that their ass looks hot in that armour?! haha

  • 02.04.2005 7:09 AM PDT