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Subject: Star Wars: Episode Three

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Posted by: kewlkat
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I like the one where anakin wakes up sweating, he looks cute.

  • 01.23.2005 10:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Commander Locks
Posted by: kewlkat
pic links in my signature fellow geeks


I like the one where anakin wakes up sweating, he looks cute.


No one ignites my lightsaber the way he does.

O_O That came out wrong...


But hey, as much as people hated Episode II I think it's better than the alternate script...

Alternate ending
Star Wars: Episode II
The Attack of the PWNED

*Cut to beginning of Count Dooku fight*

Obi-Wan- Okay Anakin, he is a level 15 in light saber dueling. I am a 14, you are a 10. If we team up together, we can pwn this n00b.

Anakin- No, take I take him now!

*Anakin charges and gets force lightning*

Ani- No fair, that was more powerful than a lvl 15 force power!

Count Dooku- 2 month free trial

Ani- Oh damn it!

CD- It's just you and me, obi-wan!

Obi- teams are uneven! I'm leaving bad feedback for cheating!

*Obi wan gets cut*

Ani- No fair, you have host advantage!

Obi- I hate this map!

*Ani does that crazy force jump and gets 2 light sabers*

Ani- Duel wielding pwns j00.

CD- Power up whore!

*Dooku knocks one saber out of Ani's hand*

Ani- WTF MATE!?! You totally just used stand by.

CD- Did not.

Ani- Did too.

*Dooku slices off Ani's arm*

Ani- OMG j00 HAXX!

Obi- Yay! Y0D4 just logged on! SEND HIM A GAME INVITE GO GO GO!

*Yoda has joined the Jedi Team*

Y0D4- Our clan pwns j00rs.

CD- oh noes! lvl 35!

*Count Dooku uses force lightning*

Y0D4- get pwned, j00 will, hm?

*lots of fighting goes on, dooku gets away*

Ani- OMG you won!

Y0D4- OF COURSE NOT N00b! We all know that since he was using a red saber, he wins if its a tie.

Obi- Man, he roxxored our boxxorz.

Y0D4- Damn it Ani, we almost lost that clan match because of you. I AM DOWNGRADING YOU TO PEdawON.

Ani- DAMN IT.

*Later*

*Ani and Padame hold hands*

Ani- OMG GURL!

Padame- STFU you horny 13 yr old.

Ani- OMG j00r hawt and dont take this in a perverted way b/c i have a real g/f and omg j00r a gurl!

Pad- Actually, I'm just an 8 year old boy. But I don't mind the getting hit on.

Ani- WHAT? Well, I guess hitting on an 8 year old buy is betta than nothing.

*END*



Now as you can see, I am very happy Ep II went the way it did. Now let's just hope Ep III runs just as smoothly :D

  • 01.24.2005 3:59 AM PDT
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lol nice

  • 01.24.2005 4:06 AM PDT
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The force is unusually strong in this thread.....

Heres to hoping Ep 3 is as good as the originals. (5 was best in my opinion)

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Posted by: huntersmiter
anakin falls to Darth Vader, Anakin and Padma -blam!- to spawn Luke, and we see if Obi-Wan is truely Anakin's father!!!


I thought Anikin and Padma FUDGED in the second movie

  • 01.24.2005 7:34 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

In someones link you could see Anakin in a bed with Padma'e.

  • 01.24.2005 7:44 AM PDT

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